Champions
World Heavyweight Title: The Phoenix
Intercontinental Title: Johnny Maverick
Champions


01-08-2000


Show Opening


[Fans scream and Pyros flare as the PWA is set to kick off yet another edition of Saturday Night Rampage. The camera pans over the crowd showing thousands of screaming fans most wearing PWA merchandise and hold hand made signs cheering for their favourite superstars. After a couple of passes around the arena the camera finally focuses on Brian Rentfro and Jon McDaniel sitting at their announcers table.]

Jon McDaniel: Welcome once again to the number one show on television, Saturday Night Rampage. Tonight we are scheduled to see the Masters of Armageddon debut in the ring in a handicapped match.

Brian Rentfro: I think that Natural Selection, or at least what is left of them may be hunting down the MoA as we speak. You can be sure that Rage and Ashe were not pleased when they were strung up from the rafters on Wednesday Night.

Backstage


[The ADCtron lights up and shows the Members of Natural Selection in the locker room. Rage and Ashe are holding baseball bats.]

Andersen: Okay, once you guys have got you man nice and tender we come down and them BOOM *Swings bat into lockers* Payback time.

Ashe: You guys don't mind the DQ right?

Sirus: Al? Can you get Al back?

Andersen: We are going to try buddy.

[Back to the arena]

The Brothers Grimm vs. Faith

Handicap Match


[Back to the arena]

Ring Announcer: The following match is a handicapped match and is scheduled for One Fall. Making their way to the ring at this time The Brothers Grimm!

[The Grimms step on to the stage to the tune of 'Kick in the Ass' by Moxy Fruvous. Grifter is wearing black combat boots and pants, a grey tank top and his happy-face face mask has camoflauge on the back ground. He seems to be scanning the crowd, making sure it's safe. Sirus walks out in jeans and a blank white T-shirt. Instead of the usual 'L7' on his forehead we find 'Al' written there. A grimm look apon his face and a fairly serious walk, for Sirus anyway. They head to the ring, Sirus' fists clenching and unclenchin along the way. ]

Ring Announcer: And their opponent. He is a member of the Masters of Armageddon. FAITH!

[The lights suddenly begin to dim in the arena as static begins to fill theADCtron the camera's turn toward it quickly and soon the entire screen is engulfed by the image of two men.

One dressed in a dark buisness suit leans up against the side of a cherryred Jeep. His long dark hair hangs down around his face shadowing piercing green eyes. A smirk on his face, arms folded, he looks all but too arrogant.

Faith.

In the drivers seat of the Jeep on blue jeaned leg sticking out of the door sits Blood. Bandaged and bruised he sits back in the drivers seat witha bottle of beer in hand. He looks ahead of him from under the brim of an old GWIWC hat. A frown on his face he takes a drink.

Blood.

The camera slowly moves in closer

Faith: Ah can you smeel that night air? It smells so pure...so alive. Not anything remotely close to the hot air the "all mighty" commish is blowingout his a*BLEEP*s

[The camera moves to the left just slighty so that the angle is so, that now it can see Blood in the back as he speaks.]

Blood: Maybe the PWA and all of it's glorious members don't understand exactly what we're doing here. We're not here to win. We don't give a rats pa-toot what our records look like after we're done here. No, we're just here to hurt some praticular people is all.

Faith: So then here's our schedualed apperance commish...president. Wewon't be in the arena tonight unless under our terms. We forefeit ourmatches.

Blood:Oh yeah one more thing. Now when I signed with the GWIWC I had areal good president, he took care of me, showed me the ins and outs of how a contract worked, and while I've never claimed to be the smartest guy on theblock...I checked my contract and Faith's contract, both still have wet ink ya know, and well you know what Faith and I discovered. Bet you'll neverguess.

Faith: Heh...yeah we read through those things a few times, and never oncethroughout that whole contract did it say the PWA commish had any right to sign us to any match unless we gave the ok. We never gave the ok, but that's ok with us.

Blood:Yeah we'll take the losses week in and week out if we havetoo...big whoop, but here's the deal commish...I'm the AOWF KoE. Do you knowwhat that is? No? Well your president does so ask him, and after you ask him then you'll see what I'm about to say next is a very big deal...

(Faith starts to chuckle to himself)

Faith: Listen to him...heh...this is good. Listen, listen.

Blood:I will put the KoE title on the line at every single match I takepart in, but here's the catch commish...you keep screwing with me and yourPWAites will never ever get a shot at this thing. Don't mess with this badmutha and company if you want the PWA recognized as anything other then theAOWF laughing stock, boy.

Faith:Oh, well this was fun it really was. The PWA commish trying toteach us a lesson and all...yeah...hah...that was cute. Maybe when our job becomes something other then winning a belt we'll take your threats more seriously.

Ta-ta.

(The static returns to the large screen, and then blinks off)

Brian Rentfro - What a bunch of pansies!

Jon McDaniel - Why is that Brian, suprised that someone in the federation actually has a few brain cells. They would have been killed out here. Natural Selection is out to get the MoA and they know it!

[The Brothers Grimm walk rejected into the locker room area.]

The Magician vs. Aries


Ring Announcer - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time,
weighing in at 230, The Magician!!!

[The Magician comes to the ring. ]

Ring Announcer - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 from Lansing, Michigan, Aries!!!

[Aries walks to the ring. Dwayne Cross is the referee for this contest. The Magician checks out the ring. Aries grabs The Magician's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) The Magician slaps the face of Aries. The Magician takes Aries off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Aries climbs to his feet. Aries discus punches The Magician. Aries jumps and elbow smashes the lying The Magician.
Aries gets back to his feet. The Magician gets back to his feet. The Magician uses a closed fist on Aries. Aries uses a snap mare takeover on The Magician. Aries with a huge shooting star press, pinning The Magician. Dwayne Cross counts. ...1 The Magician kicks out. The Magician, still standing, holds his sack after Aries winded back and kicked him in the groin. ]

Jon McDaniel - Aries executes a kick to the groin.

[Aries hits a koppo kick on The Magician. The Magician climbs to his feet. The Magician executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Aries. The Magician sucks chants start in the crowd. The Magician measures Aries up and drops a closed fist. The Magician stands up. The Magician covers Aries hooking the leg. Referee Dwayne Cross makes the count. ...1 ...2 Aries kicks out. ]

Brian Rentfro - The Magician should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Now Aries standing. The Magician shoulder tackles Aries. The Magician gets up. Aries climbs to his feet. Aries holds The Magician in the corner, choking him with his forearm. ]


[The Magician kicks Aries in the head. Aries is up again. The Magician tackles Aries.
The Magician climbs to his feet. Aries is up again. Aries low blows The Magician.
The Magician moves back to his feet. The Magician is pounded into the ground with a dragon corkscrew from Aries. Aries gets up. The Magician is back on his feet. Aries grabs The Magician's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Dwayne Cross asks The Magician if he quits. ... The Magician trys to escape. ... Aries breaks the hold. Out of desperation, Aries elbows The Magician in the face. The Magician slaps Aries in the face. The Magician stands up. Aries does a cartwheel and kicks The Magician in the face. The Magician climbs to his feet. The Magician kicks Aries in the back of the leg. The Magician rolls onto Aries connecting with a knee. Aries gets back to his feet.
Aries, avoiding a punch, grabs The Magician's arm and gives it an over the shoulderarmbreaker. ]

Jon McDaniel - The Magician takes a armbreaker.

[The Magician takes Aries down with a knee. Aries climbs to his feet. Aries bounces The Magicianoff the ropes and hits him with a back body drop. The Magician is up again. Aries forearm smashes The Magician. The Magician delivers a kick to the head of Aries.
Aries is back on his feet. Aries lifts The Magician onto his shoulders, and drops him down hard with a fireman's carry slam. A corkscrew dropkick by Aries sends The Magician to the mat.
The Magician stands up. The Magician kicks Aries in the back of the leg.
Aries gets up. The Magician holds his head after recieving an earringer from Aries. A flying shoulder block send The Magician to the mat. The Magician gets up. The Magician piledrives Aries into the mat. The Magician sucks chants start in the crowd. The Magician and Aries go to the floor
Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) The Magician climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Aries grabs him from behind and applies the belly-to-back. Aries gets up. (..2) (...3) Aries jumps and elbow smashes the lying The Magician. ]

Jon McDaniel - diving elbow smash!

[Now Aries standing. The Magician gets back to his feet. (....4) The Magician runs and tackles Aries. The Magician punches him in the head. Aries climbs to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Aries and The Magician move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Aries and The Magician move back to ringside. Aries and The Magician move back into the ring. Aries jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Magician. Aries gets up. Aries with a huge shooting star press, pinning The Magician. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2
The Magician kicks out. The Magician tackles Aries. The Magician is back on his feet. The Magician knees Aries and rolls back to his feet. The Magician goes for a pin. Dwayne Cross counts. ...1 ...2 Aries kicks out. Aries climbs to his feet. The Magician reverse DDT's Aries's head into the mat. The Magician slaps Aries in the face. The Magician sucks chants start in the crowd. The Magician gets back to his feet. The Magician delivers a short-arm clothesline to Aries. The Magician measures Aries up and drops a closed fist. The Magician sucks chants start in the crowd. Aries gets up. The Magician punches Aries in the head. The Magician puts Aries in the Mandible claw!! Referee Dwayne Cross is checking for a tap out. ... Aries is fighting the hold. ... Aries trys to escape. ... ... Aries trys to escape. ... The Magician tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Aries is fighting the hold. ... Aries is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Aries taps out.
]

Brian Rentfro - The Magician has won the match!

Brian Rentfro - The winner of this match, The Magician!!!

Nightstryker vs. Creed


Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to ring first at 6'4" weighing in at 254lbs. from Chicago, Ill. Nightstryker.

[The lights dim slightly as "Supernova Goes Pop" bye Powerman 5000 starts playing. On the ADCTron a picture of a cresent moon. Blue smoke eminates from behind the curtain as Nightstryker makes his wayout from the back. He wears blue jeans, a black t-shirt, and a leather trench coat. He also wears sunglasses and a black leather bandana with a cresent moon on it. He walks to one corner & sits on the top rope and waits for his opponent.]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Creed!

[Creed comes to the ring]

Bell rings and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. CreeD takes the early initiative and throws Nightstryker into the corner. CreeD runs in with an elbow but Nightstryker moves and hits CreeD with a reverse bulldog and follows it with a leg drop. CreeD staggers up and ducks a clothesline
from Nightstryker, kicks him and hits a snap suplex. CreeD picks up Nightstryker and scoop slams him. Nightstryker trys to get up but is met with a Russian Leg Sweep.

[Creed lifts up Nitestryker and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Creed sucks chants start in the crowd. Creed covers Nitestryker hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Nitestryker escapes. Creed lifts Nitestryker and delivers a back breaker. Creed goes for a Suck It but Nitestryker dodges the attack. Creed sends Nitestryker to ringside. Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) Creed picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Nitestryker. Nitestryker is bleeding. Nitestryker gets up. (..2) Nitestryker kicks Creed in the stomach. Creed stands up. (...3) Creed delivers a low blow to Nitestryker. Nitestryker is back on his feet. (....4) Creed forearm smashes Nitestryker. ]

Jon McDaniel - Forearm Smash!

[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Creed takes a slap to the face from Nitestryker. Nitestryker climbs to his feet. Creed lifts Nitestryker up and drops him on the mat. Creed uses a closed fist on Nitestryker. Nitestryker uses a closed fist on Creed. ]

Brian Rentfro - Nitestryker with a punch.

[Nitestryker runs and tackles Creed. Nitestryker punches him in the head. Nitestryker goes for a pin. Referee Dwayne Cross makes the count. ...1 ...2 Creed escapes.
]

Jon McDaniel - Nitestryker should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Creed climbs to his feet. Creed piledrives Nitestryker head first into the mat. Creed drags Nitestryker to the floor. Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) Creed goes for a Crotch Chop but Nitestryker dodges the attack. (..2) ]

Brian Rentfro - Blood is all over ringside.

[Nitestryker moves back to his feet. (...3) Nitestryker delivers a short-arm clothesline to Creed.
(....4) Nitestryker grabs Creed and applies an arm wrench. Creed gets up. Creed lands the Death Wish on Nitestryker. Nitestryker moves back to his feet. They fight into the aisle. (.....5) Creed picks Nitestryker up and side slams him to the floor. Creed sucks chants start in the crowd.
Creed moves back to his feet. Creed falls head first into Nitestryker. Creed is up again. Nitestryker climbs to his feet. Creed and Nitestryker move back to ringside. (......6)
Creed vertical suplexes Nitestryker to the floor. Creed executes a piledriver on Nitestryker.
(.......7) Creed measures Nitestryker up and drops a closed fist. Creed throws Nightstyker back into the ring.

Brian Rentfro: Nightstryker is about done.

Jon McDaniel: Yes, Brians I think it's about time for the Creed.

CreeD goes to the top rop and trys the Creed but Nightstryker rolls out of the way. He picks CreeD and nails him with the Last Nightfall and pins Creed.

1..2..3..bell sounds.

Ring Announcer: And your winner by pinfall..NIGHTSTRYKER.

The Dragon vs. Prima Donna


["Heavy by Collective Soul hits the arena and the crowd goes into a heavy roar of boos. The Dragon emerges and walks slowly down the ramp, looking over the crowd very disgusted. He grabs a Prima Donna sign and tears it up right on the ramp, throws the scraps down, and spits on them. He leap-frogs over the ropes and waits impatiently as his green pyros spiral over the
ring.]

Jon McDaniel: Impressive entrance by the newcomer, the Dragon. Could be a good fight tonight.

Brian Rentfro: I agree, but now we are about to be a part of the ICONS 2000. I can just feel the electricity.

[The lights dim and crowd hushes. Prima Donna's Titantron video hits as we see highlights of Prima Donna and Cinergy recent antics in the PWA. All the sudden a huge bomb explodes and "Testosterone" by Bush booms over the arena. The crowd explodes in both cheers and boos. Prima Donna and Cinergy emerge from the curtain and stop at the top of the ramp to look over the arena.
They strut and dance to the ring. Prima and Cinergy grab a mic.]

Jon McDaniel: What could they possibly want NOW?

Brian Rentfro: Shut up! The ICONS are speaking!

Prima Donna: I'm sure you're all wondering what Cinergy is doing here and what we need to talk about... so without further delay...

Cinergy: Number one, we don't have to explain ourselves, but there is this little thing that has been bugging us over the last couple weeks.

Prima Donna: Any PWA fanatic or historian can surely remember back when the ICONS first captured the brand new PWA Tag Belts. Oh yes, we brought those belts in and now we have to watch a couple of jackasses walk around with them. Yeah, we're talking about you Grimm boys.

Cinergy: We never really did like you psycho, retarded stuffed bear worshipping freaks. I'll give you one thing. You've had those belts for awhile and you continually prove to the world that you deserve them. The one thing you still have to prove to the world is that you can trade punches
with the most electrifying tag team on the planet, the ICONS2K.

Prima Donna: So that's why we are challenging you two fairies to match on Saturday Rampage. We want it for the titles and we want it in a cell. A Hell in a Cell, Texas Tornado, Tag Title Match. You boys have enough hair on your balls to step up to the ICONS? I guess we'll see.

Cinergy: Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... ICONS2K proudly brings to you... PRIMA DONNA! Oh yeah... Cinergy and the ICONS 2000 are...

[Crowd finishes the sentence, "ON THA RIZE!". Cinergy leaves the ring and the match begins.]

Brian Rentfro: That WAS electrifying Jon.

Jon McDaniel: It'll be interesting to see if the Grimms will accept. But now
action has gone underway.

[Prima Donna and Dragon circle eachother. Prima Donna raises his hands to the crowd and Dragon attacks with a huge standing side kick. Prima Donna goes down early and Dragon capitalizes with multiple stomps to Prima Donna's stomach. The Hot Stuff rolls out of the ring to get his composure back. Dragon taunts the crowd and gets them in an uproar. Prima Donna rolls back in and hits Dragon while his back is turned. They trade punches and Prima Donna gets the upper hand. PD puts Dragon up for a vertical suplex and slams him down. He quickly picks him back up and DDTs him into the ground.]

Jon McDaniel: Already this is a huge match. Prima Donna seems to have the upper hand.

Brian Rentfro: Go for a bat Prima!

[Prima Donna picks Dragon back up again only to be kicked quickly in the stomach. Dragon quickly hits Prima Donna with a flying head scissors. Dragon goes up top, but stops before flying as Prima Donna rolls out of the way. Dragon jumps back down to the ring and Prima Donna retaliates with a low blow. The ref warns Prima Donna and the Dragon quickly whips Prima Donna to the ropes. Prima Donna recovers and his running full steam for a clothesline when Dragon moves the ref in front of Prima Donna. The ref is out. Dragon capitalizes and hits Michinoku driver in the middle of the ring, but realizes the ref is out. He goes to check on the ref and Prima Donna musters enough energy to give Dragon a huge low blow. Dragon is bent over and Prima Donna double arm DDTs him to the mat. He quickly gets out of the ring and goes after a dark red baseball bat that was left by the ring.]

Jon McDaniel: That HAS to be Cinergy's bat. Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

Brian Rentfro: I'm sure Prima Donna won't use the bat... that much. He might be crippled just like Fear and Parrothead were by ICONS 2000!

[Prima Donna rolls back in, picks Dragon up, and swings hard at the head of Dragon only for Dragon to dodge and hit Hot Stuff in the stomach. Dragon goes for the bat but Prima Donna quickly chop blocks Dragon to the back of the knees. Dragon goes down in pain as Prima Donna rears back with the bat, swings, and the bat breaks against the ribs of the Dragon. Prima Donna wakes
the ref, picks up Dragon, and gives him the Hot Stuff in the middle of the ring. The ref counts: 1, 2, 3!

Jon McDaniel: Your "winner" for this match is.. Prima Donna! Another lopsided victory for the ICONS. And Dragon is being attended to by EMTs. His ribs could be seriously hurt.

Brian Rentfro: I don't think the Grimms will be willing to step into the ring with these crazed ICONS. At least as long as they don't want crippled

Ashe vs. The Shocker


Ring Announcer - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, The Shocker!!!

[The Shocker makes his way to the ring in silence]

Ring Announcer- and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Birmingham, Alabama, a member of Natural Selection, Ashe!!!

["Firestarter" by Prodigy hits. 5 seconds before he coems out to the arena the lights dim to almost pitch black. He stands on the entrence way with Triple H style lights, starts to bring his
arms up, slams his right fist into his left hand and throws his arms out to the side causing pyros to erupt, and he looks around while holding his arms out. He stands there for 5 seconds, then walks down the entrence ramp & walks to the ring slowly. He gets in the ring, throws a fist up in the air & the lights come back on.]

Ashe walks around the ring.
(the bell rings)

[The Shocker tackles Ashe to the mat. Ashe is stunned by the sudden attack. The Shocker picks up Ashe and whips him into the corner. He follows up with a big splash onto Ashe, who falls out of the corner, face first to the mat. The Shocker kicks Ashe in the head repeatedly.]

Jon McDaniel - Well it looks as if The Shocker came out ready for a fight tonight! He is relentless!

Brian Renfro - Yeah, I like it! I'm getting excited!

Jon McDaniel - It's gonna be a long night.

[Ashe is back on his feet. He runs at The Shocker and is met with a boot to his midsection. The Shocker follows up with a piledriver. Ashe is down. The Shocker turns and starts showboating to the crowd.]

Brian Renfro - You the man!!!

Jon McDaniel - This is gonna cost him if he keeps showboating like that.

[While The Shocker has his back turned, Ashe gets up and delivers a bulldog to an unsuspecting Shocker. He stands up and puts him in a figure four leg lock.]

Jon McDaniel - Advantage, Ashe!

[Ashe has the hold locked on tightly. The Shocker is struggling to get to the ropes...almost...almost...yes he has them and the hold is broken.]

Jon McDaniel - That was almost the end of the match right there! Ashe didn'ttake very kindly to the punishment dished out earlier by Shocker.

Brian Renfro - Well, this match is no good anymore. When will the next one start?

Jon McDaniel - Just keep calling the match Brian.

[The Shocker slips outside the ring to the floor. Ashe jumps over the top rope and onto The Shocker with a suicide dive. Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) The Shocker staggers to his feet and is met with a Steel chair by Ashe. Shocker is now bleeding profusely from that blow.]

Jon McDaniel - I can't believe that Cross let him get away with that. He blatently used a chair and didn't even get disqualified for it!

Brian Renfro - Well, maybe ol Dwayne Cross is losing his sight...and his hearing...and his hair...and his...

[(..2) Ashe picks up the bloodied Shocker and slams his face into the mat. (...3) Ashe uses a closed fist on The Shocker to keep the cut open. (....4) The Shocker trys for a body slam but Ashe avoids it and delivers and short-arm clothesline. (.....5) Ashe tosses The Shocker back into the ring.

Jon McDaniel - Somebody needs to stop Ashe before he kills Shocker!

Brian Renfro - Why? He's just trying to vent some frustration at getting mauled by the MoA this past Wednesday. Or did you forget about that already?

[Ashe gets up on the ring apron and springboards off the ropes and nails The Shocker with a devestating leg drop. He goes for the pin. Referee Dwayne Cross makes the count. ...1 ...2
...and Ashe picks him up.]

Jon McDaniel - Why did he do that? He's got this match one! Just pin him and get it over with!

[Ashe picks up The Shocker, smiles an evil grin to the crowd, and proceeds to hit his finishing move on an already unconcious Shocker. He pins him again. Dwayne Cross makes the count. ...1
...2 ...3!!]


Jon McDaniel - Finally, Ashe pinned him and got the win. Most of that match was uncalled for though.

Brian Renfro - It was not. That last part of the match was the best part! Mindless violence and destruction! Gotta love it!

Jon McDaniel - Well folks it has been a slice but unfortunately this program must come to an end now, be sure to join the PWAs own Bud Adams on Chaos!