Champions
World Heavyweight Title: The Phoenix
Intercontinental Title: Johnny Maverick
Champions


09-30-2013


Welcome to RAMPAGE!!!


The scene opens to tonight's show and the arena is a buzz. First regular show under new management following one of the most action packed PPVs in the company's history. Now all eyes are on PWA to see just how they will follow up such a great show. But the look on the staff says it all. No more time for guessing. Rampage's new theme P.O.D.'s "Boom" blares through the speakers letting everyone know it's showtime.

"I never knew that a kid like me
Could take his mic around the world and flash the big S.D.
And rock the masses, from Madrid to Calabassas
Tijuana, Mexico, bootleg demos in Tokyo..."

The scene opens to Eli Storm sitting behind his desk at Incredible Inc. On his desk sits the contracts of Jethro Hayes, Matt Stone, Corey Lazarus and...Storm pushes the camera away before it could see the last contract. The scene switches to Grizzly Beer Champion, "The Genuine Pulse" Jacob Figgins, who is slowly shining his newly won gold.

“They know me though, 'cause I be puttin' in work
Commit my life to rebirth, well respected, 'cause that's my word
I'm sure you heard, about a new sound going around
She might have left my hood, but she was born in my town"

The scene then switches to PWA IC Champion, Duff Côte d`Ivoire. Duff is spinning some poor soul around and nailing The Master of Puppets '13. The scene then switches to Hunter Sullivan who is waiting for Viktor Stone to turn around before nailing the Viper Snap. Hunter smiles as Stone hit the mat.

"You didn't know, thought we was new on the scene
Well, it's alright! It's alright!
I know you know, I see you smiling at me
Well, it's alright! It's alright!"

The scene switches to Shawn O'Reilly getting forcefully getting removed from a fan fest, shouting and screaming at anyone who will listen to him. The cameras come up on the PWA Tag Team Champion, Matt Stone, smiling at the camera while in front of him rest both titles. Bodie Vera Cruz, is shown posing with the American flag. Sprinkles seem to be falling around him.

"Boom! Here comes the Boom!
Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South"

Sykopath is seen in the gym, surrounded in a circle of watermelons. As a bell rings he grabs a handful of forks and flings them with amazing speed towards the mid regions (nutts and berries) of the watermelons. Cody Bogard is seen staring at a picture of the PWA Heavyweight Champion. Focused on getting it back.

"Boom! Here comes the Boom!
How you like me now?"

The scene now changes to a beautiful field full of daises. Spread out within the daisies ad plant pots in shape of dodos. Anna Matthews is seen with Pedro, playing dress up with the PWA World Heavyweight Title. As the cameras zoom in, anna whispers something very softly...

Anna Mathews: Beware the puppets.

"Is that all you got?
I'll take your best shot."

The scene now switched to the announcer table where McDaniel and Rentfro are ready to get started.

Jon McDaniel: And we are back with another action packed Rampage and with what went down at the PPV. This is a must see show.

Brian Rentfro: Yes, once again...Eli Storm, out of the kindness of his heart has allowed us another chance to bring you some of the best wrestling action in this business. And I'm not just saying that because I got a personally delivered hand copy of a limited edition Xbox One with GTA 5

Jon McDaniel: Hey that was supposed to be mine!!!!

Brian Rentfro: Yes, yes it was, but for some reason it was made for those with the brownest of noses and yours is quite clean.

Jon McDaniel: what a jack ass!!!

Brian Rentfro: The price you pay to talk back

Jon McDaniel quickly stops speaking and gets ready to intro the first match of the night.

What?


A plate of chicken strips, sandwiches, mac and cheese, and a piece of cheesecake fill the plate of Bubba J as he walks over to a table and sits down. Positioned in front of the #1 Contender is a beer, as he isn't wrestling tonight he can indulge, not that he doesn't anyways. As he opens his beer and begins to consume his food Mr. Americana and his lovely valet Cindy Lou walk into the room; Bubba J's eyes immediately go to her chest where they linger for a moment too long.

Mr. Americana: "Howdy, there, Bubba J. What'th up? Congratth on that thpectacular victry over Marvin Woodth."

Bubba J looks up, a chicken strip nearly to his mouth.

Bubba J: "What?"

Mr. Americana: "Howdy, there, Bubba J. What'th up? Congratth on that thpectacular victry over Marvin Woodth."

Bubba J looks at his chicken strip, at the bit of missing mac and cheese, at his cheesecake, and at his remaining sandwich.

Bubba J: "What?"

Mr. Americana: "I thaid, congratth on winning that #1 Contenderth match againtht Marvin Woodth."

Bubba J just stares at him for a moment, before turning his attention to Cindy's chest and then backside as she fixes Mr. Americana a plate.

Mr. Americana: "Did you hear me, Bubba J?"

Bubba J looks back up at him, a confused look on his face.

Bubba J: "Did you just call me gay?"

Mr. Americana shakes his head.

Mr. Americana: "I thaid did you hear me Bubba J?"

Bubba J: "What?"

Mr. Americana: "Do you underthtand the wordth that I'm thayin to you?"

Bubba J sets his chicken strip down, looks over at Cindy bent over the table, for a fairly long time, then as she turns around he glances at her chest again.

Bubba J: "Look, I can't understand a single gawd damned word coming out of your mouth."

Mr. Americana clears his throat.

Mr. Americana: "Ok, tho look, what'th yo chantheth againtht Anna Maffewth?"

Bubba J looks at him, at his beer setting in front of him, back at at Mr. Americana, back at the beer that is now half-way to his mouth, then back and forth two more times.

Bubba J: "I..."

He shakes his head.

Bubba J: "Do you have something in your mouth? Do you still have food in there? Do you have braces or something? Do you have an abnormally long tongue?"

Mr. Americana looks confused.

Mr. Americana: "I don't underthtand what you're getting at. Why do you athk thuch a quethtion?"

Bubba J: "What?"

Mr. Americana: "I thaid, I don't underthtand what you're getting at. Why do you athk thuch a quethtion? Do you even underthtand a thingle tholitary word I'm thpeakin to you?"

Bubba J: "Look, I don't know what you are saying, what you are implying, or in fact what language you are speaking. What I do know is that you've made this food taste damn nasty, you've got me to going to throw this beer away, and all because your flapping lips and waggling tongue has done nothing but spit all over it. You stay away, you don't speak, or next time... I'll kick your ass."

Bubba J gets up, his hand brushing Cindy's chest with a momentary squeeze as he walks off; she gasps.

Mr. Americana: "What ith it honey?"

Bubba J exits the catering area, pausing only a moment to throw his food and beer away.

Billy Bob Hayes vs Marvin Woods

One RP Limit Match


The two men tie-up and Marv nails Billy Bob with a series of strikes. He whips BillyBob into the corner and and executes a big move. He tries to follow up but BB sucker punches him and takes over with some brawling shit. He whoops Marv’s ass, and then Marv strikes back and whoops Billy’s ass. Marv suplexes the fat man outta the ring, and he gets pulled out by his feet. They brawl outside and get close to the fans. Billy Bob accidentally punches a fan, and while he’s apologizing, Wood drives him into the fan cause he doesn’t care. Marv returns to the ring just before the ref reaches 20 (or whatever the countout number is), and the bell is rung.

However, Billy Bob grabs a mic and challenges Marv to be a man and keep fighting. Marv accepts and the match restarts. BB jumps him and punches the crap outta the limey. He sends Marv face-first into the turnbuckle and unloads a suplex, which gets dos. He keeps beating on Wood, then he slips up and Wood takes over. Marv busts out a few rest holds...er submission moves that wear down Billy’s back and shoulders. He locks in the chicken wing camel clutch, and it looks like victory is imminent. However, Billy Bob is able to find the strength to fight back. He elbows, punches, headbutts, and knees his way back to his feet. He whips Marv into the corner and follows up with an avalanche. Hayes bodyslams the Brit and goes to the top. However, Marv rolls out of the way and is able to take over. They resume brawling, and that’s when a rather large woman waddles her way to ringside. She catches Wood’s attention, allowing Billy Bob to roll him up and get a 1-2-3.

Security finally gets off their butts and apprehends her, but she blows Marvin a kiss as looks at her confused/angry. Billy Bob then tries to offer to have the match restarted. However an angry Marv attacks him while he’s talking.

The Duff Man Show!


Some shows reach the heart....

Some shows reach the mind....

Some shows reach the funny bone.....

And then there's this show.....

The Duff Man Show!

Roger Ebert said...Oh, wait, he died. But if he were alive, I'm sure he would've given it two thumbs up. Or not, but does it really matter now?

Just go buy the damn DVD!

Available now on PWA Home Video

I Don't Fight, I Just Win: The Simon Kalis Story


From street kid to street king

From gang member to gang leader

From journeyman to THE MAN

This is 'I Don't Fight, I Just Win: The Simon Kalis Story.'

Available on PWA Home Video.

Anna Matthews & Bubba J

Contract Signing


The chorus of Saliva’s “Badass” hits up in the speakers and the PWA-tron stays pictureless.

“Cause I’m a badass
And you don’t want to clash
Cause your mouth’s writing checks that your face can’t cash
Cause I’m a badass
And this war is your last
You just crossed my path and I’ll drop you fast”

The song transitions to the first verse.

“I need you to hear this loud and clear”

As the first lyric begins to play from Saliva’s “Badass”, Bubba J walks from the back and stares out to the crowd, his fists wrapped in tape;no expression on his face.

“The line and the sand is drawn and I have no fear
When I see red all I need is a reason to set me off
To drop this bomb and pick yourself off the ground”

He slowly begins to walk down the ramp, just staring into the ring, in his own “zone” he pays very little attention to anything surrounding him. No fireworks, nothing spectacular, nothing flashy; just music and him walking.

Bubba J steps up the ring steps before climbing through the ropes. Bubba J then steps over to his corner, facing the entrance ramp and waiting on the damn match to begin.

“Cause I’m a badass
And you don’t want to clash
Cause your mouth’s writing checks that your face can’t cash
Cause I’m a badass
And this war is your last
You just crossed my path and I’ll drop you fast.”

Brian Rentfro: "There is Bubba J, a heavy favorite to win any drinking game or bar room brawl."

Jon McDaniel: Very true, but here comes the Champion, Anna Mathews, and she is a favorite to win any time that bell rings; she is the Champion for a reason.

Ummmm...well, the lights go out because this is a totally awesome wrestling entrance and complete darkness is a sign of a totally awesome wrestling entrance. The speaker sound offs the cranking of a music box key as the tron light begins to flicker. Cue the ever beautiful guitar and beat of Childhood (Don't) A-Go-Go. Huzzah!

KAPOW and ZOOM in the romper room
My world's a big cartoon
And I'm never gonna leave it now
A cracker jack-ass by prize
I wanna slip and slide
My secret hide out, ride out
on my big wheels bike
I hit the thrusters on my mean machine
It's painted black and green
and I'm never gonna give it up
So leggo my super hero ego
My psychosis has been molded
into a ball of Play-doh

As the chorus starts, Anna Mathews steps out to the admiration and the hatred of you silly humans. There's a spotlight on her because, let's face it, she's brilliant and all these things are are just an exercise in ego stroking.

Well, hang on
and we'll be best imaginary friends
to the end.
Recommended
for ages eight and up.
Shake it up like an Etch-A-Sketch
Erase the filthy wretch
of the life I have rejected now
Well, Simon says "grow up"
and Simon says "shut up"
and Simon says "give up"
and be like everyone else.
I do not like it on a boat.
Don't like it with a goat.

At this point, Anna disappears from the spotlight and the rest of the light come back on and teleports to the ring and proceeds to just sit down and look cute.

Eric Emerson: "The following is the contract signing for the Pioneer Wrestling Association Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship."

He looks at both Bubba J and Anna Mathews, who are sitting across from each other at the table; Bubba J with two beers in front of him.

Eric Emerson: "He is the Challenger, the #1 Contender,... from Lenox, Ga; he stands at six feet and two inches while weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds… Former PWA Global Champion... “The Ragin’ Redneck” Bubba J!"

As Emerson turns to the PWA Champ, Anna quirks an eyebrow as if wondering when exactly they started calling it an "Undisputed" championship before giving a shrug in response to herself.

Eric Emerson: "She is the two time and current reigning PWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion, standing at five feet five inches and weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds... "Queen of the Dodos" Anna Mathews!"

Brian Rentfro: "I wonder who will hit who first and how many EMTs will have to come down to carry away the broken bodies?"

Jon McDaniel: "I'm not sure, but here is the signing."

A ring attendant, someone obviously appointed by Eli Storm to handle this deal, places a folder between the two of them. He then opens it to reveal the contract there in front of them both, but facing Bubba J as he is the challenger and must sign first.

Bubba J: "Got a pen?"

Brian Rentfro: "Great, he's gonna stab her in the eye with it!"

Jon McDaniel: "No he won't."

Brian Rentfro: "In the throat?"

Jon McDaniel: "Doubtful."

Brian Rentfro: "Stab her in the forehead, sign the contract in her blood, then piss on her unconscious body!"

Jon McDaniel: "Calm down, did you take your meds today?"

Brian Rentfro: "...I was supposed to take meds?"

McDaniel facepalms in dismay. Bubba J clicks out the pen, looks at Anna briefly, then back at the contract that he reads quickly; before signing his name to the dotted line. The ring attendant hands a pen to Anna Mathews.

Brian Rentfro: "Maybe she is going to stab him?"

Jon McDaniel: "Do I need to call security?"

Brian Rentfro: "Great idea, get them coming down here already, it's gonna explode!"

The champion stares at the ring attendant for a while as she twirls the pen around in her hands much to the shagrin of the crowd. Then without giving so much as a glance at the contract, she completely ignores the possibility of a dotted line and scribbles her name across the front page.

Eric Emerson: "The contract has been signed!"

Bubba J hands one of the beers to Anna, opening it for her and then opening his own. She's naturally suspicious knowing full well what happens when a redneck offers anybody a beer. Then again, Bubba looks like Zoidberg. So there's no qualms as they both stand up, salute each other, and drink their collective cans. Renfro nearly explodes with anticipation and pops out of his chair.

Brian Rentfro: "TRAILER PARK TRASH! I CALLED IT!"

Jon McDaniel: "Trailer Park Trash by the PWA Champion to the ring attendant! You didn't call that, Brian."

Brian Rentfro: "B-but it was violent, right?"

Jon sighs as Bubba shakes his head in bewilderment. Bubba J looks around, checking to see if anyone is watching, then as Anna blocks the camera's view of himself... pisses on the attendant. Both champion and challenger head to the back discussing whether or not there will be a gimmick infringement lawsuit in the near future as EMTs roll the unconscious piss covered attendant on a stretcher.

Let's Get...McNasty


The scene opens to the offices of Eli Storm. Storm is sitting behind his desk, dealing with paperwork. He looks up and smiles at the camera.

Eli Storm: Duff, you have held a death grip on that IC title. That is respectable. That is a goal that every champion should want to have. But in doing so, we are slowly running out of guys to challenge you. So I had to pull a few strings. I had to let the checks flow a little loose. And I found you a challenge that has main event written all over it.

The camera pans over and slightly back behind Storm to show none other than "The Iron Man", "The Main Event", The PWA Hall of Famer, Mark McNasty. The huge smile on his face assures that at least that's what everyone was thinking in his head.

McNasty: Hey Duff. Long time no see. You know...I found it a travesty that when we were both here back in the day, we never really crossed paths. You were busy with your business, and I was busy winning any title in my path and setting records. But…

McNasty stops to laugh.

McNasty: Why should I bore you with details; you were there! So, lets skip the salad, and get to the meat and potatoes.

McNasty's cocky smile shows off his pearly white teeth. His trademark smile still shines.

McNasty: You're trying to pull a me, and completely dominate the IC title. Good on ya. So what if it's been done to death: the creater of Duff Man wouldn't know a thing about stealing ideas, now would he?

Mark's smile turns to a smirk. He's enjoying this.

McNasty: Therefore buddy, when my old Rampage partner Eli here called me, and said he wanted to give you a real challenge...how could I say no. I'm too nice to let my friends down.

McNasty suddenly turns very serious.

McNasty: Well...you know...excluding the whole accidentally killing Alex Wilkie to get him back in shape thing...lets ignore that. K Thanks.

McNasty lets the smile seep back onto his face.

McNasty: Therefore Duff, consider this notice. I'm back for my belt...Thanks for keeping her warm.

The sly smile creeps onto McNasty's face. We pan back to Eli Stone.

Eli Storm: And I guess will all know what comes next. 2 weeks from now on a very special Rampage, we will have Mark McNasty making his PWA return to challenge the reigning IC Champion, Duff. Because that would be simpy...

INCREDIBLE!!

Hell & High Water vs Mr. Americana & Duff Côte d`Ivoire

Proving Ground Match


Jon McDaniel: Now it’s time for the Proving Ground Match. Tonight, The PWA World Tag Team Champions, Hell and High Water will compete against the new team of D’nA’, The PWA Intercontinental Champion, Duff Cote’DIvoire and Mr. Americana. Brian, what do you make of this new tag team. Brian….BRIAN!

Brian Rentfro: Huh, oh. Wait, we still have a tag team division?

I AM IRON MAN!

Iron Man by Black Sabbath begins to play as D’nA’ make their way out to the ring. They are dressed in spiked shoulderpads, wrist collars, and choke collars. Their faces are painted. Mr. Americana is wearing his polka dot shirt under the shoulderpads to cover his ‘belly.’ They are accompanied to the ring by Cindy Lou Jenkins. She is dressed in a black business suit. Her hair is pulled back into a tight ponytail, and she is wearing dark, John Lennon style sunglasses. She is carrying a rolled up newspaper in her hands. They try to enter the ring, but the spikes on their shoulderpads are making things difficult. They opt for stepping over the top rope, but Mr. Americana is not as tall as Duff, and has difficulty with this. Duff comes over and pushes down on the top rope to assist. Once in the ring, D’nA’ begin to strike menacing poses for the fans.

Brian Rentfro: I don’t know what to say, Jon.

Jon McDaniel: I know, Brian. I know.

‘Inside the Fire’ by Disturbed begins to play as the PWA Tag Team Champions, Hell and High Water make their way to the ring.

DING DING!

Duff squares off in the ring against Danielson. Duff tries to charge Danielson. Danielson evades Duff’s charge, using his quickness, and kicks the IC Champ in the back of the knee. Danielson begins to lay kicks into the knee of Duff. After about five kicks, Duff shoves Danielson back then clotheslines him out of his boots. Duff pulls Danielson up and slams him to the mat. He tags in Mr. A, who drops a knee on Danielson’s chest. Duff and Americana whip Danielson into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Mr. A goes for the pin.

1…

2…

Kickout by Danielson. Mr. A goes for a legdrop, but Danielson rolls out of the way. He makes the hot tag to Starr, who immediately hits a dropkick on Mr. A. Starr mounts Mr. Americana, and begins to rain punches down on his head. Mr. A shoves Starr off and gets to his feet, only to be hit with a clothesline. Mr. A stays on his feet, and Starr hits another clothesline. Mr. A still will not go down. Starr hits the ropes again and runs towards Mr. A. Mr. A lifts Starr up into a gorilla slam position, then presses him five times before slamming him to the mat. He tags in Duff, who pulls Starr up and performs the same gorilla press slam, but presses Starr six times. Another tag, and Mr. A picks Starr up, presses him seven times, then slams him to the mat. He tags Duff back in. Duff picks Starr up and begins pressing him. At the count of six, Danielson comes in and dropkicks the knee of Duff, causing him to fall, with Starr landing on top of him for the cover.

1…

2…

Mr. A makes the save, as Duff’s arms are too tired to push Starr off. Starr rolls to his corner and tags in Danielson. Danielson begins to blitz Duff with a high powered offense. A flying bodypress leads to a two count. Danielson charges Duff and attempts a hurincanrana, but Duff counters with a powerbomb. Duff makes the tag to Mr. A, who comes in with elbow smashes for Danielson. Starr comes in and he’s rocked with an elbowsmash. Mr. A begins to juke and dance around until Cindy Lou reminds him to be menacing. He goes to strike a menacing pose and is leveled by a lariat from behind from Starr. Starr picks Mr. A up and ties him to the tree of woe. Danielson runs to the other corner and attempts a baseball slide kick. At the last second, Mr. A pulls himself up, using his abdominal muscles, causing Danielson to crotch himself on the ringpost. Mr. A stands on the top rope and takes Starr out with a flying clothesline. He pulls Danielson up, and pulls him over to his corner. He tags in Duff, then lifts Danielson up on his shoulders. Duff climbs to the top rope, and leaps off with a flying clothesline, flipping Danielson end over end to the mat.

Jon McDaniel: DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Cover!

1…

2…

3!!!

Jon McDaniel: An incredible win by D’nA’! This has to be considered an upset, even though they are both established singles stars.

Brian Rentfro: What? Sorry, I was too busy lookin at Cindy Lou in that business suit. I bet she has a mind for business and a body for sin.

Jon McDaniel: Down, boy, down.

Hero Quest: The Cody Bogard Story


The Burning Avenger

The King of Hearts

The Crisis Ace

This is 'Hero Quest: The Cody Bogard Story.'

Available on PWA Home Video

Finally


~Beautiful Bean Footage~

~Bud gets out of his vehicle, a dog barking then running around the corner, leaping up and as Bud pisses all over himself, Georgia licks him.

~Bud stands at the edge of his car, when Precious sprays him with her scent, marking him as her's.

~Bud nervously looking around for more animals.

~Bud climbing over a fence, slipping in mud, falling, and getting a mouth full of mud and animal wastes.

~A loud sound from a Bull causes Bud to turn before a big bull chases him, Bud hopping over a fence to land in briars.

~Bud falling off a mule(ATV) to land in mud and being left behind.

~Bud pissing all over his front as Jethro shoots a snake at his feet with a rifle.

~Bud riding an actual mule(animal), looking very uncomfortable.

~Bud feeding hogs before slipping down in their pen, to be chased by them as he holds an empty bag instead of letting it go.

~Jethro and the rest of the crew just shaking their heads as they leave these various scenes.

A car pulls up at Jethro's house, early in the morning, Bud Adams gets out with a fiercely determined look on his face and quickly marches to the door. Georgia barks in the background and seems to be coming closer to the porch where Bud now stands his hand almost at the door.

Bud: "Bring it on you flea bitten mute!"

The barking turns to growling as Georgia rounds the corner; Bud snarls and growls back at Georgia.

Bud: "I've wanted this interview for weeks! I've been humiliated! I will not be denied this interview!"

The door opens up, a kindly gentle, but ample lady stands there, she looks at Bud in confusion, the look is returned.

Woman: "Can I help you sir?"

Bud: "What is Jethro planning now? and who in the hell are you?"

The woman looks back at him, arolling pin just now noticed in her hand.

Woman: "I'm Marie and who are you?"

Bud puffs his chest up.

Bud: "I'm Bud Adams!"

Marie: "Who?"

Bud: "Bud Adams! The best reporter and interviewer in the Pioneer Wrestling Association!"

Marie: "Who?"

Bud seems to be taken aback.

Bud: "Who hasn't heard of the PWA?"

Marie: "Oh I love the PWA, Anna Mathews is my favorite, but who are you?"

Bud: "Nevermind, where is Jethro?"

Marie: "He went to the arena to meet you as you both planned over the phone."

Bud: "Do what?!"

Marie nods.

Marie: "Yes sir, he and Nicole left yesterday flying out."

Bud: "Shit!"

The woman hits him with the rolling pin.

Marie: "Language Bob."

Bud: "Its Bud"

He rubs his head, Marie swings again.

Marie: "Don't correct me Billy!"

Bud turns and flees, a welp already coming up on his head.

~In the car~

Bud(on the cell phone): "I need that return flight time moved up to immediate!"

He drives speedily through the country side, heading back to what he considers civilization.

Bud: "I don't care what it costs I've got to get back as soon as f*bleep*king possible!"

Police sirens sound loudly as Bud quickly looks up in the rearview mirror.

Bud: "F*bleep*k"

Bud: "No, not you, this cop."

A biggish man walks up to the window, tapping on it with his nightstick.

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going son?"

Bud: "I'm on the phone sir, can you wait a moment?"

The officer huffs.

Officer: "On a cell phone as well as speeding, not to mention disrespect to an officer of the law."

He laughs.

Officer: "We don't take kindly to that in Georgia son... license and registration."

Bud shoves his wallet out the window.

Bud: "I'm busy, just look for it yourself."

Officer: "Mmmmm, hmmmmm..."

He reaches in taking the phone out of Bud's hands, "accidentally" dropping it on the pavement.

Bud: "Hey, what the f...?"

He looks at the beefy officer, who is smilling and nodding, holding Bud's wallet back to him. Bud quickly gets the information out and hands it to the officer.

Officer: "Thank you kindly Mr. Adams, sorry to be a bother to you(sarcastic)"

He makes a few mmmm type of noises as he reads over the information.

Officer: "So whats got you in such an all fire hurry son?"

Bud: "I'm on the trail of a hot story and I've got to be back like yesterday."

Officer: "Then you shoulda left the day before."

Bud: "No, I mean... oh nevermind."

Officer: "I've got to write you several citations son, sorry to slow you down."

He laughs and begins writing them out very slowly.

Officer: "What kind of story is it Mr. Adams?"

Bud: "I'm finally going to get an interview with Jethro Hayes."

Officer: "So you are the one that's been harrassing Jethro?"

Bud: "No, I'm..."

Officer: "Let me add a harrassment charge to that citation list..."

He laughs again. After several moments, at least five pieces of paper are handed through the open window and as the officer tips his hat...

Officer: "Now you have a nice day and slow down in my state."

Bud grumbles: "Yeah, whatever..."

He pulls off, reaching for his phone and hears a crunching sound.

Bud: "DAMN IT!"

The sirens sound up again, Bud stops again, the officer returns.

Officer: "Mr. Adams, you sure don't learn do you?"

Bud: "What did I do now?"

Officer: "No turn signal and I do believe you littered in my state and that is citation number... ten. Boy howdy, they must pay you reporters a lot of money to be so careless of the law."

Bud: "No..."

Officer: "So, with that in mind, here is two more citations and I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car."

Bud: "You've got to be kidding me!"

Officer: "Voluntarily or by force, step out of the car."

Bud grinds his teeth and steps out of the car.

Officer: "Assume the stance son, you are going in to the station."

The scene changes to show Jethro and Nicole arrive at the arena and walking through the door. The couple walk up to the catering area and look around before sitting down; several of the backstage crew stop by and give some welcome.

Jethro: "Where is Bud at?"

He looks down at his Iphone.

Jethro: "He agreed to meet here at 9:00pm"

Nicole and he both smirk a bit.

Nicole: "Eastern, Central, Pacific, or what time zone?"

Jethro smiles.

Jethro: "He said Eastern, but it looks as though he isn't here."

Nicole: "AM or PM?"

Jethro shrugs.

Jethro: "I don't really know, he didn't specify."

They laugh

V/O: "Is that you Jethro?"

Lean Bean Miller walks in to the frame, quickly shaking hands with Jethro and then Nicole.

LBM: "Great to see you man, and you Nicole."

They both nod.

Jethro: "What are you up to now Miller?"

LBM: "Not a whole lot, what brings you here?"

Jethro: "Looking for Bud, but he isn't here."

LBM: "Nah, he went to get an interview from... you?"

Jethro nods.

Jethro: "He said to meet here at 9."

LBM does some quick calculating.

LBM: "Well, so that your time isn't wasted, want me to do the interview?"

Jethro smiles.

Jethro: "Sure, why not?"

LBM: "Well if I were Bud, the first question I'd ask is... Are you coming back to the PWA?"

Jtethro: "I'm here now ain't I?"

LBM is excited..

LBM: "So when is your first mat..."

Camera Guy: "Whoa a second, hard drive in the camera is messing u... only.... dio... no vid..."

LBM: "Can... ...view ..xt wee..?"

Jethro: "Sur... ...'ve g... my word as... a.. ...utherner. I'... mee.. yo... at next... show."

Shawn O'Reilly vs Jacob Figgins

Main Event w/ Anna Matthews as Special Guest Ref


Jon McDaniel: Main event time! After his 'win' over PWA owner Eli Storm at Survival, Shawn O'Reilly finds himself in a one on one match against the Grizzly beer Champion, Jacob Figgins.

Brian Rentfro: C'mon, Sir Figgles! Kick that old man's butt! Eli believes in you! You'd better not let him down, or there'll be stiff consequences to be paid!

Jon McDaniel: Down, boy, down. Can you try to be a little objective?

Brian Rentfro: How can I be objective? O'Reilly tried to cripple the owner of this company. The man who, in his benevolence, has seen fit to keep you on as commentator, even though you constantly disrespect with your ungratefulness. Mr. Storm, I think I've consistently shown that I have what it takes to be lead commentator for Rampage and all the PPV's. All I'm asking for is a chance and..

Jon McDaniel: Let's go up to the ring.

Eric Emerson: WRESTLING FANS THIS IS YOUR RAMPAGE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! FIRST, INTRODUCING YOUR SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THE EVENING...THE PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ANNA MATHEWS!

" Childhood (Don't) A-Go-Go" by Dr. Steel plays as Anna makes her way to the ring, wearing her normal wrestling gear with a PWA Officials shirt on over it. The crowd is split in their response, some cheer, some boo. She enters the ring, waves to the fans then stands in the corner, awaiting the wrestlers.

"in Time by Mark Collie" begins to play as Shawn O'Reilly begins to play. He makes his way to the ring to a great ovation from the fans.

Brian Rentfro: Why do these people cheer this guy? He shows no respect for the greatest boss in the world! I bet these people treat their bosses the same way. Low life ingrates.

Jon McDaniel: I'm not even going to comment on that.

O'Reilly eyes Mathews suspiciously. She returns his look with a sigh and a shrug.

"Man from the Silver Mountain" by Rainbow begins to play as The PWA Grizzly Beer Champion Jacob Figgins makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives Figgins a great ovation as well.

Eric Emerson: WRESTLING FANS, THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FO ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST...HE WEIGHS IN AT 222 POUNDS...HE HAILS FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS..THIS IS 'THE BOSTON BULLDOG...SHAWN O'REILLY!!!!

AND HIS OPPONENT...HE WEIGHS IN AT 235 POUNDS...HE HAILS FROM KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI...HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING PWA GRIZZLY BEER CHAMPION...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE GENUINE PULSE....THIS IS JACOB FIGGINS!!!!

DING! DING!

Figgins and O'Reilly lock up in the center of the ring. Figgins grabs an armbar. O'Reily reverses it and transitions into a hammerlock. Figgins reverses the hammerlock, then rides O'Reilly to the mat.
O'Reilly works his way back to a standing position. He wraps his free arm around the neck of Figgins, uses his feet to climb the turnbuckles and hits a flying mare on Figgins. The GB champ rolls through the mare and holds on to the hammerlock. O'Reilly again makes his way to his feet, and begins to run around the ring, pulling Figgins behind him. O'Reilly runs into the ropes, causing Figgins to fall through the ropes to the floor.

Jon McDaniel: Great counter wrestling from both men!

Brian Rentfro: Yeah, yeah. When are we gonna see some fighting?

Figgins is quickly back in the ring. O'Reilly meets him with a drop toe hold. He moves into a leg lock. Anna goes over to ask Figgins if he wants to submit, but is met with a 'NO!' O'Reilly transitions into a single leg Boston Crab. Figgins pushes himself up, rolls through, and forces O'Reilly onto his back. Figgins locks in a tight kneebar. Anna goes over to ask O'Reilly if he wants to submit, but already has her hand up, ready to call for the bell. O'Reilly tells her no, and reaches for the ropes when he realizes that he can't escape the hold.

Anna sees his hands grabbing the ropes, but turns her back on him and begins jawing with the fans.
Figgins sees O’Reilly in the ropes and releases the hold. He walks over to O’Reilly and pulls him up. O’Reilly surprises him with a small package. Anna turns and sees the pinning predicament, then turns back around to the fans, who begin to boo her. She throws her hands up as if to say ‘OK,OK’ then goes to make the count.
1…………………


2……………….

Figgins easily kicks out of the small package after the slow 2 count.

O’Reilly gets to his feet and gets in the face of the referee. Anna shoves him. O’Reilly turns right into a scissors takedown by Figgins. Figgins has O’Reilly pinned. Anna goes to count.

1.

2.

O’Reilly barely kicks out in time.

Jon McDaniel: What the hell was that? It’s clear that she’s not gonna call this match down the middle.

Brian Rentfro: I see consistent officiating here. I see nothing inappropriate.

O’Reilly and Anna go nose to nose again, as the crowd excitement level begins to rise. Figgins grabs O’Reilly by the arm and whips him into the ropes. O’Reilly ducks a clothesline and rebounds off the ropes. Both men go for a cross-body block and collide in the center of the ring. Anna begins to count both men out.

1……

Anna checks her nails, slowly.

2……

Anna squats down to dust her boots off.

3…..

Anna gets back to her feet and begins straightening and flattening out her referee’s shirt.

4….

Figgins and O’Reilly begin to stir. Anna hops out of the ring and grabs a chair. She slides back into the ring, stomps O’Reilly in the head, then slams the chair into the back of Figgins. She walks over to O’Reilly and drops the chair next to him. He slowly gets to his feet, only to be slapped in the face by the PWA World Champ. He reaches and grabs the chair. Figgins has made it to his feet by now, and sees O’Reilly holding the chair. Full of rage, Figgins attacks O’Reilly with a flying heel kick. Figgins begins to stomp on O’Reilly, then pulls him to his feet. He whips O’Reilly into the ropes and crushes him with a clothesline.
Brian Rentfro: What a genius our World Champion is! She has singlehandedly turned this match from a snorefest into a great fight!

Figgins pulls O’Reilly up and sets him astraddle the top rope. Figgins climbs to the second turnbuckle and jumps, nearly decapitating O’Reilly.

Jon McDaniel: LARIATOOOO!!!! COVER!!!

1.

2.

I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT O’REILLY KICKED OUT OF THAT EXTREMELY FAST COUNT!!!

Figgins shoots an angry glance at Mathews, then pulls O’Reilly to his feet. He hits a single arm DDT and goes for the cover.

1.

2.

Figgins pulls himself off O’Reilly. He gets in the face of Mathews, yelling at her to call the match fair. She warns him to get out of her face. He again tells her to call the match fair. The World Champ shoves the Grizzly Beer Champion. Figgins shoves Mathews back. Figgins turns his attention back to O’Reilly, but is hit from behind by the Boomerfly Kick of Mathews. Figgins falls on top of O’Reilly. Mathews goes to count.

1.

2.

3!!!!!

Jon McDaniel: What the hell just happened?

Brian Rentfro: Jacob Figgins just won the match.

Before the show can go off, Deacon Frost slides into the ring and starts to put the boots to O'Reilly. Frost lifts him up and flings him into the corner. Anna grins and rolls out of the ring and starts to head to the back. Frost is unleashing shot after shot on O'Reilly. Figgins has had enough and grabs Frost by the shoulder, causing the big man to turn around and get right in Figgins' face. Figgins and Frost are mouthing off to each other and Frost looks like he is about to throw the first punch...

Voice: FROST!!!!

Frost pauses and turns towards the entrance way. Out walks Eli Storm.

Eli Storm: That is enough for tonight.

Frost stares at Storm for a moment then at Jacob. You can see the anger and rage in his face. Deacon takes a deep breathe and pushes his way past Jacob and leaves the ring and begins to walk up the rampway.

Eli Storm: You better learn that somethings, you should really stay out of Figgy. I would hate for something to happen to you.

The show fades to black as Storm and Figgins lock eyes.