Champions
World Heavyweight Title: The Phoenix
Intercontinental Title: Johnny Maverick
Champions


01-09-2010


Simon Yip vs The Andalusian


The audience listens as a trumpet fanfare echoes through the stadium, lauding the beginning of Return of the Tres as it starts to
play through the loudspeakers.

The lights dim, slightly.

Intermittently, the music is accompanied by the sound of lightning bolts as the strobes flash in unison. A horse's whinny can be heard echoing from far
away, presumably the halls behind the entranceway.

In a scarlet vest, a brown suede duster and brown leather-hide chaps, a barefoot man hides his face under the silhouette of a wide-brimmed sombrero cordobés
a la Zorro. He cracks a long black leather whip, and tilts his head up, allowing the lights from the room to illuminate his tan face.

He slowly walks to the ring, his gait is altered slightly - he appears to limp like John Wayne, as if his legs were sore from riding a horse. As he walks,
he slowly removes his jacket, which makes him look a bit like Kung Lao from the Mortal Kombat universe. He neatly folds his jacket, and sets it on a table
at the side of the ring, carefully placing his hat atop it.

With a few well placed hops, The Andalusian finds himself springing into the ring, using the ropes to propel himself upward. He drops in a low, wide stance,
and slowly runs his fingers through his hair.

Ding Ding

Simon darts in with a mui tai kick to the thigh of The Andalusion that catches him off guard. Andalusion turns but is caught with a swift kick to the temple that sends him backwards into the ropes. Simon uses his quickness flying in with a forearm that does little damage as Andalusion catches him by the head to spin him around with a facebuster to the canvas.

Jeff Augustee: Facebomb.

Linzi Martin: Fast paced action quickly, but Andalusion is going to slow down the pace.

Andalusion picks Simon up, tossing hiim into the corner, but Simon plants his feet flying backwards and spinning with a roundhouse kick to his jaw that takes the much bigger man down to one knee. Simon looks to the ropes, hits them, Shining Wiz... but Andalusion counters with a spinebuster down to the canvas. Simon is planted firmly into the mat, Andalusion hits the ropes, leg drop across Simon's throat and he hooks the leg.

One.

Two.

Thr-- Shoulder up, Simon got his shoulder up just in the nick of time.

Linzi Martin: Surprise pin there nearly got The Andalusion the victory.

Jeff Augustee: Nah, it was never even close... ok yeah it actually was.

Andalusion picks Simon up, tossing him into the ropes, Somoan Drop onto the canvas. Simon gets yanked back up to his feet, big forearm to his forehead before a knife edge chop sends him against the ropes. Andalusion places a forearm across his throat but quickly releases the wear down move in favor of kicks to Simon's ribs.

Linzi Martin: Andalusion going for a few body kicks there.

Jeff Augustee: Andalusion trying to wear Simon down for a pin.

Andalusion picks Simon up over his head, gorilla press, but Simon counters into a tornado DDt down on the canvas. Simon wastes no time in hooking a leg and going for a pin.

One.

Two.

Th-- Andalusion kicks out with some authority as he is nearly pinned here in this contest.

Jeff Augustee: Another near pin and so early here.

Linzi Martin: There have been a couple of big moves, but mainly surprise pins.

Simon shoots up to his feet and is into the ropes. Simon hits the middle rope, springing back with a back flip onto Andalusion. Simon hops up jumping a good four feet into the air to come down with a leg drop across Andalusion's throat. The crowd is getting into this fast paced action of Simon's as they begin to chant his name.

Linzi Martin: The crowd getting behind Simon here.

Jeff Augustee: This kid is fast.

Simon pulls Andalusion up to his feet, right jab, left jab, left and right palm strikes has Andalusion reeling. Andalusion comes in and Simon goes for his finisher, The One Inch Punch, but Andalusion catches the wrist turning it behind Simon's back into a hammerlock. Simon falls forward but to no avail; Andalusion still has the hammerlock locked on. Andalusion turns it into a half nelson before lifting Simon up and slamming him down to the ground with the half-nelson slam. Andalusion hits the ropes, running knee drop to Simon's leg as he tries to stop his aerial attack.

Linzi Martin: Smart move to try and ground Simon.

Jeff Augustee: But, can Simon be able to fly through the pain? It is a risk you take when you try and ground a cruiserweight.

Andalusion takes the left leankle lifting the knee into the air, he slams it down on the canvas. He lifts up again, toe kick to the side of the knee before he slams it down a second time. Andalusion drapes the ankle across the middle rope and begins to kick at it with vigor. The referee gets into Andalusion's face, pointing at the knee. Andalusion stomps down on the knee before trying to hyper extend the knee with a hard jerk on the ankle in the wrong direction. Simon grunts out in pain as he tries to turn over to kick out at Andalusion.

Linzi Martin: Simon appears to be in a lot of pain here in this predicament.

Jeff Augustee: You would be too.

Andalusion drops a knee on the side of Simon's knee but the momentary lapse grants Simon a chance to slam a bent knee into Andalusion's face. The bigger man backs up holding at his forehead where the blow connected before looking angry and going after Simon with renewed determination. Andalusion drops an elbow, but Simon is out of the way and trying to get up to his feet. Andalusion holds at his elbow as Simon is in the ropes with a baseball slide to the side of Andalusion's head. The force of the slide rolls Andalusion out of the ring and onto the floor. Simon hits the ropes.

Jeff Augustee: Simon's gonna fly!

Simon takes a limping start before springing to the top rope and diving out with a springboard swanton onto Andalusion on the outside.

Linzi Martin: Oh My God! A springboard swanton!

Sinom holds at his left knee that made contact with the floor, but he struggles back up to his feet as the referee's count reaches one.

Two!

Simon jumps over Andalusion to land on the guardrail and flip backwards with a knee planting it right into Andalusion's midsection.

Three!

Simon pulls Andalusion up to his feet, Irish whip sends him forehead first into the ringpost.

Four!

Andalusion bounces back from the ringpost right into a swinging neckbreaker.

Five!

Simon pulls the bigger man up, rolling him into the ring where Andalusion is getting slowly up to his feet. Simon comes in for a flying fist, but The Andalusion catches him with a kick.

Jeff Augustee: The Flamenco!

Linzi Martin: This match is over and Andalusion is going to the pay window tonight!

Andalusion makes the cover.

One.

Two.

Three.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Aubrey Jones: Winner of the match... The Andalusion!

Laura Estella vs Gangsta Boss


The bell sounds and the two slowly approach the centre ring. A few jeers are heard from the crowd alluding to Gangsta Boss’ size in comparison with his opponent. This doesn’t exactly sit well with him and he immediately latches onto a lock-up and muscles Laura into the ropes. The referee is quick to interject and forces a break. The Boss obliges, but not before reaching out and slapping Laura hard across the face.

A collective oow rings out through the arena as The Boss back peddles into the ring and appeals to the crowd. Laura looks... well... bemused as The Boss begs her in before turning away to the crowd. Laura turns to a smile though as she quietly pushes off the ropes, picks her moment, and then tears through his face with a Yakuza Kick.

Laura is all over him, landing kicks wherever she can as The Boss covers up and tries to break away. The Boss gets as far as his front before Laura sits down on his back, pulls him up by the hair with one hand and begins landing cross face punches with the other. Laura gets berated by the ref for the hair pull, causing her to break just long enough to get up in the referee’s face and send him back into the ropes. Laura then lays her hands back on The Boss and throws him up in the corner.

Laura hunkers down and begins landing blows at will around his ribs. The boss tries to cover up, only to expose himself to a back elbow between the eyes and then a spinning forearm shot for good measure. A knee in the stomach puts him on the ground, and she follows up with a foot across the throat until the referee forces the break.

Laura finally relents and steps off his throat, only to drive her heel down through his nose, leaving him bleary eyed and busted up as she pulls him to his feet. Laura then sends him away, and miraculously he keeps his feet. It’s a small victory though as he comes back with a wild flailing shot that sails over Laura’s head as she sinks down and lands a punch about his kidneys. The Boss doubles over but Laura beckons him on with a free shot. The Boss obliges with a chop, but in his weakened state it does little but fire her up, and Laura steps through, grabs him in the clinch and then opens him up further with an elbow across the face. Spit flies across the first row as The Boss falls back into the ropes. He rebounds with another wild shot, only for Laura to step in, catch him under arm and promptly launch him over head with a Head and Arm Suplex.

Laura gives her opponent some room and calls him back to his feet, and with whatever he has left he complies. Once more than he lands a few ineffective shots, raising the ire of Laura as she belts him across the face. Finally he fights back, ripping off a series of forearm strikes that put Laura on the back foot, a final one that knocks her away and a crushing Spinning Heelkick to finish her off.

Linzi Martin: A brutal strike, and Laura barely moves at all!

The blow is firm but Laura shakes it off, slams both fists into the mat and then rips through The Boss’ face with a Spinning Backfist. The Boss is out on her feet and spins around, giving up his back to Laura who catches her up, lifts with ease and brings all 220 pounds of The Boss right down on her neck with a vicious Backdrop Driver.

Jeff Augustee: Murder Backdrop from Laura. The fans are in an uproar.

The match is all but over but Laura calls out for more, ringing out a beat with her fist against the mat to bring the fans into the action as she waits for The Boss to lift his head. Laura then hits the ropes, charges back and slides down into a stiff Lariat that takes The Boss right out of the game. His legs swing up out of pure reflex and Laura hooks them for the cover.

ONE


TWO


THREE!!!

Linzi Martin: I'm pretty sure she calls that the Splatterhouse and... well... yeah.

Aubrey Jones: Winner of this match... LAURA ESTELLA!!!

Ronald Gay vs The Wishing Star


The bell sounds and Gay and Star go at it. Gay gets the advantage with a knee-breaker and clotheslines Star to the mat. Gay stomps on Star a few times and then hits him with an elbow drop. Gay gets Star up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Gay bends over for a body drop but Star counters with a sharp kick to Gay's chest. Star takes Gay down with a dropkick then immediately goes to the top rope. Star leaps off with a frog splash and connects. He covers Gay, but Gay kicks out after two. Star gets Gay up to his feet and nails him with an uppercut, but Gay counters with a boot to the gut. Star and Gay go back and forth with punches and kicks, but Gay gets the advantage and finishes Star off with The Final Judgment.

Winner: Ronald Gay in 4:12

Joshua Danielson vs Jacob Collins


This match started off with Jacob Collins trying to build some offense against rising star Danielson, but Collins couldn't do much as Danielson was hitting him hard with rights and lefts and taking Collins to the mat with some submission moves and slams. Collins later in the match tried to build some more offense after reverse a vertical suplex, but Danielson countered back with the Punishment and put Collins away.

Winner: Joshua Danielson in 6:32

Blazenwing vs Jacob Figgins


Blazenwing and Figgins started strong, with both men going back and forth to try to earn the victory. Figgins then went on to dominate Blazenwing with knee strikes and slams, keeping Blazenwing at bay before Figgins felt it was time to put him away. However, Blazenwing was able to side step Jacob's Tony Jaa and build up an offense of his own. Blazenwing battled back with some power moves and even an aerial assault. Jacob reversed The Blazecution into a back-breaker and tried to finish Blazenwing for good, but Blazenwing wasn't done yet as he reversed an attempted vertical suplex from Jacob with the Deadlevel DDT. Blazenwing covered Jacob and got the pinfall.

Winner: Blazenwing in 9:21

Bubba J vs Chamelion

Non-Title Match


Jeff Augustee: Linzi our next match is going to be a good one as newly-crowned Global Champ takes on PWA Hall of Famer Chamelion.

Linzi Martin: I can't believe this isn't headlining the show tonight!

The lights dim, and strobe lights begin to flash around the entrance stage when the following lyrics explode over the arena speakers.

I hear voices in my head,
They council me,
They understand,
They talk to me!

DING! DING! DING!

Eric Emerson: From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 245lbs…CHAMELION!

Walking confidently out onto the stage, Chamelion, attired in dark green wrestling tights and a black fishnet shirt, looks around the arena, aware of everything.

You got your rules and your religion
All designed to keep you safe
But when rules start getting broken
You start questioning your faith

He stands there, silently for a few moments as the music swells around him. His eyes lowered to the ring.

I have a voice that is my savior
Hates to love and loves to hate
I have a voice that has the knowledge
And the power to rule your fate

At that point, Chamelion whips his head up, his hair flying back and he has the look of a hunter about him, as he moves towards the ring with focused determination.

I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste blood that's drying
I feel tension rising

I hear voices in my head,
They council me,
They understand,
They talk to me! They Talk to me!
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me! (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!)
They talk to me! (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!)

As the chorus fades into the second verse, Chamelion arrives at the ring apron, a slow smile creeps across his features. Sliding into the ring on his belly, his hands propping his chest and head up, he stares intently at **Insert either ‘Emerson’ or his opponent**

All the lawyers are defenseless
All the doctors are disease
And the preachers all are sinners
And the police just take the grease
All you judges you are guilty
All the bosses I will fire
All you bankers will have losses
Politicians are all liars

Jumping to his feet, he offers a wink and turns and moves towards the corner turnbuckle.

I see darkness falling
I hear voices calling
I feel justice crawling
I see faith has fallen

Launching himself onto the second turnbuckle, Chamelion stretches his arms out, his fingers wiggling in a come get me motion as his head lowers and his Cheshire smile appears.

I hear voices in my head,
They council me,
They understand,
They talk to me! They talk to me!
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me! (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!)
They talk to me! (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!)

As the music fades, Chamelion drops down and turns, but his smile doesn’t leave his face, and his head remains lowered as he sways a little from left to right, as if in a trance, ready to face the obstacle in front of him.
The smashing guitar riffs of "Alcohol" hit the speakers and from the back walks The Ragin' Redneck Bubba. In his right hand he holds a bottle of liquor and he looks out at the crowd.

Eric Emerson: "From Durham North Carolina, he stands at six feet two inches and weighs in at two hundred and fifty pounds... he is the PWA Global Champion... The Ragin' Redneck... Bubba!"

Bubba nods at the announcement of his name before walking slowly down to the entrance ramp. He gets some cheers, some boos, but all in all it is a mixed reaction. He walks up the ring steps and into the ring where he climbs the turnbuckle and chugs a gulp of the liquor in the bottle before putting the lid back on and setting it in his corner. He hands over his Global Title to the referee and the match is about to start.

DING DING!!

Cham and Bubba start it off in the ring with a test of strength. Bubba being too drunk to care, just gives Chamelion a boot to the gut and tries to go for the Trailer Park Trash early, but Chamelion shoves Bubba away. Chamelion tries for the Sweet Sound of Success, but Bubba dodges it and clotheslines Chamelion to the mat. Cham bounces back up and Bubba tries for another clothesline, but Cham ducks underneath and nails Bubba with a dropkick to the back.

Jeff Augustee: Bubba did not like that one bit.

Linzi Martin: I can't believe he dodged that SOS attempt. Seems Bubba has tuned his game a bit since becoming Global Champ.

Jeff Augustee: Yeah, but the fact that he's wrestling drunk still gets to me. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and I think I might refer Bubba to my sponsor.

Linzi Martin: He might smash a bottle over your head if you do that.

Cham takes Bubba down with a german suplex. Cham goes over to Bubba and stomps on him, and then gets him up to his feet. Cham whips Bubba into the ropes and Bubba comes back with a flying forearm and catches Cham right between the eyes! Cham reels back and Bubba nails him with rights and lefts and then takes Cham down with a snap suplex. Bubba goes into the ropes and tries for a kneedrop, but Cham rolls out of the way. Bubba gets to his feet and Cham nails him with a right punch, but Bubba comes back with a right of his own. Both men go at it, but Cham gets the advantage with a knee to the gut and hits Bubba with a double-arm DDT. Cham covers.

1...

2...

Kick out!

Jeff Augustee: And Chamelion almost pinned the Global Champ.

Linzi Martin: Almost only counts in horseshoes and --

Jeff Augustee: Hand grenades, yeah. Thanks.

Cham gets Bubba up to his feet and sends him into the ropes again. Cham nails Bubba with a spinebuster. Cham goes into the ropes and comes back to drop an elbow right on Bubba's chest. Cham gets Bubba up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Cham rushes in with a corner splash but Bubba moves out of the way just in time.

Jeff Augustee: Bubba got out of there in the nick of time.

Linzi Martin: Nick of time? Who says that anymore?

Cham bounces off the turnbuckles and stumbles back. Bubba takes him down with a reverse ace cutter and covers Cham.

1...

2..

Kick out!

Linzi Martin: Barely a two count there. Bubba's gonna need more than that to wear down the most devious SOB in the business.

Jeff Augustee: Indeed.

Bubba gets Cham up to his feet and gives him a kick to the gut. Bubba lifts Cham up vertically for a suplex, but Cham slips out of it and lands on his feet behind Bubba. Cham clubs Bubba in the back of the head and nails Bubba with an atomic drop!

Linzi Martin: OUCH!

Jeff Augustee: Forget the alcohol, that's how you get ED!

Linzi Martin: Gross, Jeff.

Bubba leans against the ropes in pain from the atomic drop. Cham takes Bubba down with a side russian leg sweep. Cham covers.

1...

2...

Kick out!

Jeff Augustee: Still some life from the Global Champ.

Linzi Martin: He might not be creatin' any life any time soon.

Jeff Augustee: Oh snap!

Cham gets Bubba up to his feet and gives him a european uppercut. Cham tries to go for The Rupture, but Bubba nails Cham in the side of the head with a sharp elbow. Cham doesn't let go and Bubba hits him again and again. Cham breaks away and holds his head.

Jeff Augustee: And Bubba hits him with the TPT!

Linzi Martin: Holy crap! Cham got rocked with that one!

Bubba covers...

1...

2...

3!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Aubrey Jones: And the winner of this match... your Global Champion... BUBBA.. J!!!!!

Jeff Augustee: Amazing! In back to back shows, Bubba has beaten two PWA Hall of Famers!

Linzi Martin: He's on fire Jeff!

Chamelion rolls out of the ring and shrugs, heading backstage. Bubba raises his Global Title in the air as the badass fans of Chaos cheer him on.

Marxx (C) vs. Trent Bradley

PWA Intercontinental Title Match


The bell sounds and Marxx and Trent begin to go at it, with Trent getting the advantage with a knee to the gut of Marxx. Trent sends Marxx into the ropes and takes him down with a powerslam. Trent with a quick cover, but Marxx kicks out right after one. Trent pulls Marxx up to his feet and shoves him into the turnbuckles. Trent rushes in to try to crush the IC Champ but Marxx moves out of the way just in time. Marxx lays into Trent with rights and lefts and gives him a chop to the chest which the crowd goes crazy for. Marxx hip tosses Trent to the mat and then crashes down on him with a legdrop over the throat. Marxx gets Trent up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Trent ducks underneath a clothesline and gives Marxx a kick to the back of the knee. Trent takes Marxx down with a running bulldog. Trent goes up to the top rope and leaps off with a flying elbow drop but Marxx rolls out of the way just in time. Trent is down and might have injured his shoulder really bad, and Marxx finishes Trent off with the Leaving Marxx!!

Winner: Marxx in 9:10