on NBC from the PWA Dome in
explode on the screen, accompanied by loud bangs that fill your 7.1 stereo
surround sound, and as we pan back in HIGH DEFINITION inside the PWA Dome in St.
Louis, MO, to witness the rebirth of the PWA!
The sold out arena is abuzz as fans scream in standing room only fashion,
as the explosions of the pyros signal one thing.
PWA is Back!
down to ringside, we’re treated with a very familiar site.
Jon McDaniel and Brian Rentfro, the two mainstays of PWA announcing! Back
in their rightful spots!
Welcome everyone to Friday Night Rampage!!
We are back! The PWA is back in action! I
am so stoked!!
We do not agree often, Brian, but this is one time where I wholeheartedly side
with you! It is great to be back
here announcing in the PWA!
You should agree with me more often, it’s good for the soul!
McDaniel *rolls eyes: Some things never change!
Like for instance, our boss! Once
gracing this very show as a PWA World, Grizzly, TV and Tag-team champion… he
now has full ownership and plans to make this version of the PWA just as good,
if not better, then the original.. and that’s saying a lot!
I spent years bad mouthing him, but he gave me my old job back.. so now I’m a
bit indifferent! Never the less, thanks to him, we have an amazing roster back,
with some grand old stars returning!
Names like Sirus Moran, Project X and… shockingly, old Rob Robinson himself!
Each one, destined to make more history here in the new PWA!
Now, tonight is going to be just one of the countless special nights to
and a rather unique set up! Six
matches highlight tonight! And each winner of those matches will get to select
one of six keys!! And each of those
Opens a safe deposit box in TWO WEEKS, that will crown our first set of
champions! Now, let’s go to the
ring with our ring announcer, Eric Emerson!
Emerson: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this
time, may I introduce to you, our esteemed Owner and President, the final BWF
International and World Champion, the Most Devious SOB in the Business
all-too familiar blare of ‘Come with Me’ explodes over the arena speakers as
strobe lights flicker loudly over the staging area.
The ADC-Tron flickers to life, showing Chamelion in action from his years
in the PWA, HiC and BWF! As the
music grows in intensity, a single spot light shoots in to the center of the
elevated metal stage, and stepping into it, attired in a dark grey business suit
with a green lizard scaled tie, stands Chamelion!
On his shoulder, the BWF International title, and around his waist,
glittering in the shining light is the BWF World Championship.
He shares his
Alright, alright! I know the PWA is for the
superstars backstage, but I won these damned titles and I want a moment to enjoy
crowd laughs and Chamelion waits a few beats before continuing.
Ok, done! I may have retired these
two titles, in a tremendous match against Mark McNasty at Wrestlefest 5, but
this is the PWA!! There’s an
entire roster in the back, itching to get their shot to stand here, just as I am
right now, a proud champion! So, I
am not going to give you a long speech about the return of the PWA, nor am I
gonna stand in this spot light and hog it all the time.
What I am going to do, is move the show along, offer you occasional
shocks and surprises for future shows and generally push my roster to be the
very best they can be!
a rousing applause greets his announcement!
So, let’s get to it! Tonight, we have six contests, each with a chance to earn
one of those six keys you see being placed now up on the stage.
on the stage two crew members are putting up a large white wooden board, and
they hang six keys numbered 1-6 in a row in the center of the board.
Each match tonight has been randomly drawn to
see who goes first, with the obvious advantage of getting to choose the key they
want….. and by the end of the night, six of our superstars will each hold a
key that will open a box in two weeks, each with a different PWA Championship
inside! So, time for me to clear the
ring, and direct your attention to the future superstars of the PWA!!!
begins to leave the ring, but stops! He
turns and holds up a hand.
Alright, I gotta do this. For old
times’ sake, and a bit of irony, I’d like to introduce to you, our very
first entrant into this new PWA ring! We
all know who he is under that mask of his, no matter who he pretends to be…
and truth be told, it’s an honor to have him here with us… weighing in at
240lbs … and hailing from Orlando, Florida… known as the ‘former’
President and owner of the Pioneer Wrestling Association, here is “The
Phoenix” Rob Robinson!!!
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Emerson: And his opponent, from
comes out dressed in solid black wrestling shorts, boots and both of his hands
are taped. He strides to the ring, slapping hands with fans on both sides before
quick stepping up the metal stairs and into the ring. He spins once in the
middle, basking in the roar of the crowd before going to his corner to await the
start of the match.
#1 (6 keys available)
Collins vs. The
It is a bit too early for pin attempts!
Jacob is inexperienced, and excited, and I bet he’s trying his best to get
this match over with against the veteran
Jacob then picks up
Rentfro: Wow this kid is trying everything! Using by-the-book moves, but effectively.
is now starting to get frustrated because he cannot keep
Rentfro: That took Jacob by surprise!
McDaniel: There have been a lot of covers in the start of this match.
McDaniel: Once again
Rentfro: Just shows you the inexperience of Jacob. Kid’s trying, just isn’t using his head as well as he should!
pounds his fists on the canvas, and jumps up, only to get a drop kick from
McDaniel: Man! Jacob is learning quickly how to counter some top moves! He really surprised
Jacob stomps his foot twice,
HAH! Too bad for the youngster! This
is going to be a bitter pill to swallow, but you never, ever take your eyes off
The kid’s visibly upset, but
Emerson: The winner of the match, THE
out of the ring, a big smile on his face,
Er, okay? Has Sommers not checked to make sure we had full power before
restarting the PWA?
lights come back on, and
Not sure what that was all about! Still, we must move on!
I have word we need to cut backstage for a moment to join Lean Bean
Miller! Miller, go ahead!
camera moves backstage and we see interviewer “Lean” Bean Miller standing
Miller: Ladies and gentleman, I’m here with one of tonight’s Keys to Glory participants, she is the Amazon Princess, Kirlia Gardevoir!
The camera pans over and we see the red haired vixen standing next to Miller, looking serious as she rubs her hands together methodically, nodding to the announcer.
Miller: So, I -
Voice: Excuse me, just one moment… I’ll take it from here.
Miller gets pushed aside slightly as former BWF lead announcer (and Kirlia’s newly-hired personal assistant) Don McMichael pushes himself into the scene. He looks over at Miller and waves his hands in a “shoo” fashion. Miller shrugs and hands Don the mic before walking off the scene.
Don: Much better. Ah, it feels good to be back in this position…
The crowd laughs.
Don: Now! Miss Gardevoir, tonight you’re going one on one against a man you know very well from your BWF days, Mark McNasty, for one of the Keys that will grant access to a PWA Championship title in a few week’s time. How do you feel about your chances tonight?
Kirlia: I’m feeling really good, Don. I’ve beaten Mark before, and I know I can beat him again. Tonight’s my night, my stars are aligned, and, you know, I’m on my A-game.
Don: You’ve been out of active competition for nearly two years now. Do you think ring rust will be a factor in tonight’s match?
Kirlia: Well, I’ve had my sister Starla coaching me back into ring shape for the last several months, so tactic and skill wise, I think I’ll be as good as I’ve ever been. Of course, training isn’t the same as fighting a live person in a competitive match, so all I can do is go out there and do my absolute best.
Don: I see. Any parting words for your opponent before your match?
Kirlia: Yeah. Mark, you’re going down tonight. Believe it.
Kirlia grins widely and holds up her left hand, then taps the bracelet on her wrist before walking off screen.
Don: Jon, Brian… back to you.
Oooh, ooh, is she hot, or what!?
Keep your mind on the job, Brian! Our
second match of the night is very mismatched!
As young Circa takes on the monster, Project X!
Match #2 (5 keys available)
vs. Project X
MMMMM, some man on woman action, and just after I got anxious from seeing sexy
Can’t you even try to act normal for one night?
Hey, enjoying a little T&A action with some Domination over a lithe young
Oh, why couldn’t I have been paired with Nick Webb???
WHAT WAS THAT??
Let’s get to the ring for the introductions!!!
Emerson: The following
contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from
by Hell Train hits and the strobe lights hit in quick fashion, they spin and
twirl in a circle around the ring, before focusing in on the entrance way. Circa
comes out of the entrance way and begins to head bang a few times to the music
before stretching and jumping a bit. She dances to the ring and high fives fans
on either side before jumping on the apron. She steps through the middle rope
and goes to the closest turnbuckle, raising both of her arms up in the air. She
jumps off the turnbuckle and waits in the ring for her opponent.
Emerson: And her opponent,
weighing in at a hefty 352lbs, and hailing from Parts Unknown, he is a former
PWA World Champion, PROJECT X!!
had been smiling, waving to the crowd and looking very confident, However, when
Project X comes out, her look of confidence loses some edge.
She has to look up, way up, at the seven foot monster, who towers over
her 5’8 frame. The referee motions
them to the center to explain the rules.
Man, can you believe the size difference here? Almost a full one and a half feet
separate these two competitors. I
know the drawing was random, but couldn’t Sommers have fudged it just a
Who says he didn’t? Maybe he likes
the same things I do?
I severely doubt that!
He’s married to Psycho Sandra.
keeps a firm face, staring unblinking up at P-X. In turn, P-X nods respectfully
back. The bell rings, and the two
circle one another. P-X goes for a
lock up, but Circa ducks under, opting to use her speed advantage to stay out of
his grip. She continues this course
of action, frustrating P-X to he finally gets a grip on her shoulder and throws
her to the ground.
Valiant effort by the younger, less experienced Circa.
She knew to keep out of his reach.
But in doing so, she’s frustrated the monster of a man, and is going to pay
for it dearly.
blinks, breathing hard and jumps right back up.
P-X gets another hold and whips her to the ropes!
Circa comes back, ducking under a huge swing from P-X and turns on a dime
to kick him in the back of the knee. With
the unexpected attack, she manages to hit just right, and P-X drops to one knee!
Whoah!! She’s got him on his knees!
Shouldn’t that be the other way around?
I am SO about to call security, and this is just the second match of our first
crowd explodes at this, and Circa quickly bounces off the ropes and hits a solid
drop kick to Project X’s face! He
falls part way back, but catches himself with one hand.
As he tries to right himself, Circa answers with a snap mare, taking P-X
over to the canvas!
Circa said she was going to do whatever it took, to keep this match fast paced
and out of Project X’s element!
the beat of the crowd behind her, Circa, wasting no time, scrambles to the top
turnbuckle and hits a textbook Swanton splash!!
She tries for a cover, but P-X literally throws her off him, and she
lands on the other side of the ref.
Great attempt, but even with all that, Project X has a lot left in him!
a moment to get his senses back, P-X rolls to his stomach, intent on pushing
himself to his feet! However, that
gives Circa the advantage she needs, and she rolls on top of him and applies her
Ohh, woman on top! Woman on top!
One more comment out of you, and I’m bringing out the duct tape!
the size of P-X makes applying this hold problematic at best.
She tries, but P-X breaks the hold and pushes her off.
Standing, P-X watches Circa quickly uses the ropes to come at him,
attempting a spear! P-X catches
Circa around the waist, and hefts her up into a powerbomb!!
Circa crashes hard, all her breath going out of her.
She had him on the defensive, but the monster is back!
then grabs her by back of the head, lifts her to her feet.
P-X goes for a choke slam, but Circa kicks him just below the crotch,
enough to startle him and break the hold without getting herself disqualified!
Circa again bounces off the ropes and she spears P-X!! However, P-X
doesn’t go down and she has to scramble behind him to keep from being caught!
She jumps, hits a drop kick to P-X’s back, and sends him stumbling
forward. Pumping her fist, she runs
at him, but P-X turns, swiftly grabs her by the throat again
and sends her crashing down to the canvas with The Probe!
P-X drops and hooks the leg for good measure and the ref counts
Incredible effort by Circa, but this time Goliath comes out on top!
Dammit, I have a comment, I wanna make a comment!
Do NOT dare to do so!
Emerson: The winner of the match, PROJEXT
the match, P-X picks Circa up and props her in the corner and applauds her
efforts. He then exits the ring and
walks up the ramp to where the keys are hung.
Monster or not, Project X shows some respect for the efforts of Circa.
I suppose, besides I do wanna see more action from that hotty!
the board, and with #4 gone, Project X has five left to choose from.
After running his hands over the five keys, making them sway, he grabs a
hold of #2, and walks quietly off the stage.
Two now hold keys to titles, but what championship do they hold?
I want to know now, Dammit! But, oh
well! Now I guess we have to cut
backstage again? Damned wrestlers taking away my air time!!
see Mark McNasty backstage. He is in ring attire, but doesn't seem his
happy-go-lucky self...we can only imagine someone pissed in his corn flakes.
Mark is going somewhere, but we aren't sure where. He mutters to himself.
McNasty: That sorry suck up. To think, I actually felt bad for the guy when Chamelion didn't bring him over here. I'll teach him to make me feel sympathy for him.
Mark turns a corner, and we see a cracked door. Sitting inside, is Don McMichael. Mark stops a foot in front of the door, and puts on a huge smile. He then walks in. Don stands.
McNasty: DON! DUDE! Awesome to see you!
Don: Mark, how are you buddy?
McNasty: Well, I'll be fine in a minute.
Don: What do you mean?
Don is on the floor. Mark shakes his fist in the air, trying to release the pressure of the hit.
McNasty: Now I'm great! Thanks buddy, you could always cheer me up. Now, I'm in a great mood for my match. For the mood lifter, you can even send me your bill Don.
McNasty bends over and pats Don on the back of the head; while he is face towards the ground. Mark then stands, laughs, and walks out. Cut back to ring side!
HAHA! I like that McNasty fella!!
I don’t think that was necessary at all! McNasty
needs to keep focused on the task at hand, which is his opponent, who is about
to make her way to the ring!
#3 (4 keys available)
Gardevoir vs. Mark McNasty
Emerson: The following
contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from
lights dim to an emerald hue and the fans come to their feet as the beats of
NSYNC's "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" begin to pound across the sound
system. The fans cheering gets louder as the Amazon Princess herself, Kirlia
Gardevoir, slowly steps onto the stage, a massive python across her shoulders.
Kirlia smirks and nods to the fans as she makes her way down the ramp. As she
reaches the ring, two techs take the python from her and Kirlia slides inside,
rolling to her feet. She smirks again, then leaps onto the nearest corner and
blows a kiss to the crowd before jumping off the second rope and settling in the
corner as the music fades.
Emerson: And her opponent,
lights in the arena cut to black and blue as "Whatever you Became" by
Cold begins to play. Two blue pyros erupt from the stage as smoke begins to flow
from the back. After a moment, out walks Mark McNasty, receiving a huge pop from
the audience. He stops at the top of the ramp and cocks an eyebrow, as he rubs
his chin. He then smiles and points to the crowd before he walks down the ramp.
He slaps hands all the way to the ring where he rolls in. Mark then walks to a
corner and jumps onto the turnbuckle before pointing out to the crowd, receiving
another huge pop. He goes to the opposite corner and does the same, getting
another huge pop. He then walks to the center of the ring, looks to his left,
then his right, and then straight up. As he does, he raises his arms straight
up, and pyros begin reigning down behind him. As the pyros stop, Mark makes his
way to his corner as the music fades.
I had to dig into a little history here, but these two have a lot of it.
Oh yeah! In fact, this is the match I expect to see some real man on woman
action, since they’ve done it between the sheets, they can now do it right on
That’s it!! I have had enough of your derogatory comments!
throws his headset down, turns and grabs Rentfro by the shirt collar! Dragging
Rentfro out of the announcer’s area, he gives him a hard push towards the ramp
and yells for him to get out of here. Rentfro
can’t believe it, and is even more shocked when security comes down to escort
him away! Kirlia and McNasty seem
confused by the events at ringside, and even more so when the crowd explodes as
Rayne, one of the mainstay BWF announcers, makes his way down.
He comes over, shakes hands with McDaniel and takes Rentfro’s spot at
the announcer’s table.
Sommers told me to get my ass out here, when he saw what you just did!
I’m no prude, but I was getting really fed up with Brian’s attitude.
I sure hope you’re not like him!?
Me? No way man! I’m far……far worse!! (*laughs*)
isn’t sure how to take that, worried now that he may have evicted his long
time partner for someone with a worse attitude, but they both turn back to the
ring where both Kirlia and McNasty are ready to do battle.
You know these two far more then I do, Rayne.
Who do you think will have the better chance to score the victory?
In all fairness, at the start of this match, it’s dead even! They both have
held world titles, and are some of the biggest names from the BWF!
This is what I would call a dream match, and could not tell you my idea
of a winner!
Well put, Rayne! Let’s see how
this match goes down then!
bell rings and the two lock up! McNasty starts off with a series of suplexes,
catching Kirlia off guard. Kirlia fights back, and gets the advantage when she
is able to counter a body slam with a small package for a two count.
McNasty has to be careful or she’s gonna sweep him off his feet for the win!
gets to her feet first, and nearly takes off McNasty's head with a clothesline.
A suplex into a float over cover gets a two count for Kirlia.
I think Mark’s a bit flustered here already!
Kirlia stuns the crowd when she goes for a powerbomb. She looks out to the crowd and flashes a sailor-moon esk peace symbol. However, her taunting costs her as Mark nails his trademark spine buster.
Rayne: And that was part one of one of this man's devastating trademark moves!
McDaniel: Oh yeah? What this move called?
McNasty then nails the rolling thunder, completing his move.
McDaniel: Indeed, but what's the move called?
Rayne looks at McDaniel.
Rayne: No way am I getting into that discussion! Not one bit.
McNasty doesn't waste any time as he bends over to pick up Kirlia. But, she apparently has gotten a second wind from McNasty's attack. She shoves Mark backwards, and as he runs back at her, she hits her Amazon Snap (Chick Kick)! McNasty goes stiff and falls to the side. Kirlia almost throws herself on top of McNasty as she starts punching away at him. She is using her legs to keep him from punching back, and it seems to be working.
Rayne: She can put me in that move any day!
Oh lord, not you too!
Kirlia stops for a second to bend over and verbally continue the assault on McNasty. However, she is stopped, forcefully, when Mark lunges at her with a head butt. The roll sends her rolling back, and Mark shoves her off him. Kirlia rolls straight through, and jumps to her feet, just as McNasty does.
McDaniel: Wow, this is intense!
The two charge, and Nasty goes for a jumping sidekick. However, Kirlia pushes his feet to the side, and he falls to the mat. She goes for an elbow drop as he lands, but Nasty rolls out of the way. He then somehow manages to throw himself into the air, going for a short range punch. Kirlia however catches Mark's fist, and twists. Mark falls back to the mat, and Kirlia puts her knee into Mark's forearm. Mark lets out a scream before reaching up, and pulling on Kirlia's hair. The ref comes over and starts counting. He is at 2 when Kirlia finally gets off Mark's arm; but he's at 4 before Mark lets go. As soon as Mark lets go, Kirlia goes for a hard knee to Mark's face, but he rolls out of the way.
Rayne: ooo, and McNasty almost has his perfect face made...unperfected.
McDaniel: Nice verbalization.
Rayne: Up yours.
Back in the ring, Mark manages to get back to his feet. Kirlia goes for another Amazon Snap (Chick Kick), but Mark ducks. He stops and points to his head, getting a mixed reaction from the fans. When he turns though, he’s instantly met with the Python Driver (Michinoku Driver).
Rayne: No! That was the Python Driver. The Ouch was earlier.
McDaniel raises and eyebrow, but no matter. In the ring, McNasty's loose leg is wiggling like crazy as the ref counts.
McNasty rolls hard and straight out of the ring, onto his feet. He stares inside at Kirlia, realizing he almost lost his chance for a key, just like THAT! Kirlia sees Mark looking at her, and she blows him a kiss, before catching it herself, and smashing that fist into her other hand. Mark just runs his hand through his hair, before pointing at the ref, and yelling at him to hold Kirlia back so he can get back in. The ref steps in front of Kirlia as Mark slowly gets back in, but Kirlia just crosses her arms, before waving at Mark to hurry up. When Mark gets in, Kirlia storms past the ref. She blindsides Mark with a clothesline, and that puts him on the mat. Kirlia then stomps away at Mark for almost a full minute. He finally stops covering, and Kirlia smirks, pointing to the turnbuckle. She walks over, and jumps up, before signaling for the Aerotica (Swanton Bomb).
McDaniel: This could be it!
Rayne: I don't know about that.
McNasty has apparently gotten his second wind, as he jumps to his feet, and rushes Kirlia. He jumps to the top turnbuckle, grabs her, and nails the Totally Nasty (Jumping DDT off the top turnbuckle)!
McDaniel: HOLY COW!
Rayne: Now THAT'S exciting!
McNasty rolls into the pin.
McNasty rolls off Kirlia, hands in his hair. He looks over at the ref, holding up three fingers, but the ref puts two back in McNasty's face. McNasty gets to his feet, and puts his hands on his hips, but suddenly, he’s back on the ground when Kirlia gets him in a roll up!
McNasty has got to keep his focus on the match!!
He can’t argue with the ref with so much on the line!
That’s obvious, but I agree as well! McNasty
just held the BWF title for near three months, and is getting flustered too fast
angrily grabs Kirlia by the hair, all his emotions of the events in their past
plus his recent losses all blend together and he hits three elbows to the side
of her face! McNasty then slaps her,
but gets stunned as she immediately slaps him back!
As he takes a split second to register that, Kirlia locks him up and hits
the Sliced Bread #2!!! She covers, hooking the leg!
Oh, McNasty! No!!!
It deteriorated into a bitch slap fight and Kirlia got the better of Mark!!
Emerson: The winner of the match, KIRLIA
slides out of the ring, not looking too happy at Mark.
However, a smile spreads across her face as she marches up the ramp and
goes over the board of keys. She
looks at the four keys left, and after a moment, lifts #5 off the board and
turns and mock bows to McNasty before leaving the stage.
She can be such a little….
I’ve thrown one out, don’t make me throw another!
Fine, fine! But my opinion stands!
Mark slides out of the ring and begins heading up the ramp. Just then, ‘Come
w/ Me’ starts and he stops hard, his face growing dark as Chamelion, holding
on his shoulder the BWF World Championship, comes out with a mic in hand.
Hold up there, Marky! I watched
backstage, and while you did come up short, there is no need to be upset!
The fact is, you’re a main event superstar, and I’m not going to let
you be downgraded to mid card status just because you don’t have one of the
keys to a title!
obviously, doesn’t trust Chamelion and he takes a few steps closer, but
Chamelion holds up his hand!
slow smile creeps onto McNasty’s face, thinking just maybe Chamelion is giving
him a fair shake.
You see, now that I’m the boss, I have to be
fair! I wasn’t very fair to you
when I took over as your challenger at Wrestlefest.
You had your hopes set, and they were crushed!!
So, for next week’s main event, Mark McNasty, you will go one on
one…….with the man you were SUPPOSED to face at Wrestlefest 5!!!
My brother, the Soul-Taker; RAIZZOR!!!!!!!!!
crowd’s deafening explosion rocks the PWA Dome, and McNasty looks absolutely
stunned!!! He stands there,
unmoving, as Chamelion waves playfully and disappears backstage.
I Don’t believe it!!!!!!
The original Wrestlefest Main event!!!?? Live on Rampage in ONE WEEK???
I do not know whether to be happy, or feel pity, for what McNasty just found
himself booked in!!! McNasty vs.
Raizzor as our main event in one week!!!!!!
I can’t wait!! Now, we need to go backstage, for another segment with one of
our BWF superstars.
see Kyle Stevenson sitting in his locker room. He's listening to his iPod
getting ready for his match. He bobs his head to the rhythm of the music. Then a
knock comes at the door.
Kyle gets up and answers the door. Lean Bean Miller is standing at the doorway wearing his usual slacks, polo shirt, blazer combination.
LBM: Hey, Kyle, may I come in?
Kyle: I guess.
Kyle backs up and lets LBM in the room. He sits down across from where Kyle was sitting earlier.
LBM: I came to ask you a couple of questions.
LBM: Well, my first question is...how does it feel to be in the PWA?
Kyle: Actually, it’s pretty awesome. I mean there is so much history here. And to know that I'm about to become a part of it...it's amazing.
LBM: Ok, so what are your thoughts on the keys to determine the new champions.
It's a good way to determine the champions. The winners get the key of their
choice. It determines what title I'll get when I win my match. It's that simple.
Just then Kyle's cell phone rings...he looks at the caller ID then back up at LBM.
Kyle: I have to take this, so we can call this over.
He leaves the room as Kyle answers the call.
Fade out and back to the arena, where the announcers are prepping for the next match.
Kyle doesn’t even seem fazed that he has to face an unknown adversary tonight!
As long as he’s prepared, it should be a good….
the lights flicker and fade, similar to earlier in the night!
This time, however, the ADCtron begins flickering along with the
problematic lights, and then all the lights go out and on the ADCtron a single
image, one now familiar to the PWA appears!
What the hell was that??
That symbol has been seen over the last couple of weeks in all forms of PWA
Media! Something big is coming!!! I
can feel it!
Well, let’s hope it doesn’t come back tonight! We have matches to get too,
and we don’t have time to play detective!
Match #4 (3 keys available)
vs. Nick Mathews
I do not want to be the one who has to face that man next!
Icetank has been very successful, and these last two defeats are sure to build
up some rage inside him! This may
have been a bad night, but it could be the turn around Icetank needs! We gotta
go to commercial break, when we come back… a very special birthday
celebration, will take place inside that very ring!
scene comes back from commercial; standing in the middle of the ring was the
ring announcer, Eric Emerson, whom
was also standing in front of a large cake with 23 candles and the large numbers
23 sitting in the cake.
Eric Emerson: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me welcome you tonight’s guest, from
“Dr. Feelgood” By Motley Crue hits the ADCtron, the intro plays for a few seconds then breaks right into the main song, pyros goes off on the stage and Alex runs out, wearing a white T-shirt with the saying “This is my Birthday Suit” in black lettering and a pair of aviator sunglasses. He had a mic he hand, as he went from both sides of the stage.
The crowd roared as he lifted up the microphone.
Alex: Excuse me? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
The crowd roared even louder as Alex pretended to clear out his ears.
Alex: That’s better! Guess what today is!
He began to walk down the ramp towards the ring.
Alex: I heard that it was the 11th, does anyone know what is special about this day?
More cheers, but probably nothing anyone could make out.
Alex: That’s right, it’s your favorite hero’s birthday! And I’m turning the big 23, I feel older already!
He hopped into the ring, and grabbed a couple party hats off the table and threw them into the crowd.
Alex : …and I believe there’s enough cake here to fill the whole PWA Dome don’t you?!
The crowd cheered in approval and Alex grinned as he looked out into the crowd.
Alex: Well, the fine people who cater the food for the superstars in the back made this nice fine cake, with a bit of strawberry filling, some Bavarian cream, and all chocolate on the inside… very nice I must say… but there is no possible way I’m going to cut all of this, so…
He dug his hand into the cake threw it onto a plate and Frisbees it out into the crowd, it actually went a little farther than expected.
Alex: Yeah, that’s perfect
He did this three or four more times before wiping his hands clean.
Alex: Well, it would seem that last time I talked to you fans, I was in car driving to a Toys’ r us for its grand opening, and I seemed to have mentioned a distant cousin, Bret Hart, three times removed. And really, I was talking about the little fight he and his dog, “Brittany” the bulldog for the last Chicken wing at our last family reunion… but I can understand how that can be confusing for my Opponent, I mean how would he know my family tree?
He laughed softly, and sucked on his thumb a bit, getting some of the vanilla icing off.
Alex: But I gotta ask, Mister Moran. Have you got something against people from
He began to walk around the ring, now looking at the entrance at the top of the stage.
Alex: Now Sirus, I have to ask you, did you really think that I’m more insane than you are? More insane to come up with different personalities… friends to talk too? I would imagine that you are just reminiscing back on your past, must’ve been hard being the only 16 year still with a stuff bear. But I digress, I’m the one who has a Storm trooper tattooed on his arms, and got excited when My girlfriend got me a Boba Fett Replica helmet for Christmas.
He laughed, lifting up his sleeve so the camera can get a shot of his tattoo that has been since many times before this.
Alex: I guess you wouldn’t expect that from an
He put another piece of cake on a plate and threw it back into the crowd.
Alex: Sirus… Take this as a threat… or a challenge… You’ve been graded, and your final mark is Epic Fail… In the very center of this ring, you will be stretched to your limits… if you want to get Technical; we’ll get technical, if you wanna brawl! We’ll brawl… that’s just me, I can switch at a moment’s notice.
There was a huge grin on his face.
Alex: Ahh, you thought I was gonna make a gay joke about Sirus switching to men… Heh, sorry to disappoint, but I’m above that.
He laughed, threw some more cake out into the crowd.
Alex: Well, Sirus, Since I’m out here, you better get on out here now… let’s get this over with… it’s time for you to pass the torch, from one great Canadian to another… Let the changing of the Guard begin!
He took the cherry of the top of a piece of cake and ate it, grinning as he pulled off his shirt and threw it into the crowd as well, waiting for Sirus to come out. Two tech members clear the cake out of the ring and sets it at ring side.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, currently in the ring, ALEX
WILKIE, and now, introducing his opponent, weighing in at 234lbs and hailing
from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada,
here is PWA’s own Chosen One, SIRUS MORAN!!!!!
Comes down to 'More Human Than Human' playing over the speakers. On the screen
above him is a clip of Sirus standing in a hallway holding onto 'Al' and waving
to all of the nice people. He comes out onto the stage and smiles while being
genuinely happy to be here and his aura proves it. He runs and jumps up and down
the aisle. He brings 'Al' along with him to the ring, waving him in the air and
greeting and high fiving as many fans as possible. He slides into the ring,
tells 'Al' to behave and sets him up in the corner but out of harm’s way.
#5 (2 keys available)
Wilkie vs. Sirus Moran
around to Alex, who has moved from the corner where he was leaning to the center
of the ring, Sirus grins and says Hi then holds out his hand in a friendly
gesture of greeting. Alex laughs and nods then reaches out himself. When they
grasp hands however Alex pulls Sirus into a short armed knee to the gut doubling
him over as the bell sounds to signal the start of the match.
McDaniel: No big surprises with Alex's actions so far in this match, Rayne.
Rayne: Ruthless aggression!!! I LOVE IT!
Alex floats Sirus over from an arm twist into a wrist lock and Moran winces as he tries to reach the ropes. When he does the ref forces Wilkie to break his hold as Sirus rubs his wrist and shoulder. Looking over toward the corner, Sirus panics for a moment and we see that Al is not there. A quick search reveals that somehow Al T Bear is sitting on the table at ringside next to the remains of Alex Wilkie’s Birthday Cake. Sirus shouts over the ropes to Al something about keeping his claws out of the icing. He then turns around right into a crescent kick, which he barely ducks under.
McDaniel looks over at Al, seemingly unfazed, however, Rayne balks.
When?? How?? WHAT??
Just wait till you’re forced to share announcing duties with him!
Sirus fights his way out of the corner punch for punch with Wilkie. Grabbing one of Alex's punches Sirus keeps hold of him and then whips him to one corner. He runs in for a body check splash and Wilkie staggers out from the turnbuckles and Sirus grabs him around the waist in a Grizzly Hug.
McDaniel: Now Sirus is showing his in ring skills! Wilkie may have been rough on the outset, but Sirus is turning the match into his type of fight!
In other words, boring!
Wilkie has to use his head to knock Sirus back, and once he does, he shakily nails Sirus with a perfect even flow DDT. With Sirus down Alex gets up and grabs him by the legs to try and roll him over and lock in the A+ssault. As Sirus reaches over to the ropes in the corner we see Al sitting on the apron again just out of Moran's reach.
Rayne: How the hell did……??????
It’s better to just accept it, trust me!
Sirus fights to break free, finally doing so! Both men get up, and Alex whips Sirus into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Sirus ducks, turns and gets both of Wilkie’s arms locked in for "The Nameless Knockout" and he head buts 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... !!
Here it comes!! Wilkie is about to go night night!
Sirus drops what he is doing and slides out of the ring. Vaulting the guard rail
and taking off through the crowd.
What the heck? Where’s he going??
Look!! Someone’s got that spooky bear!!
of Sirus we see some kid with Al in hand. Everyone and their neighbor are
stunned for a moment before Alex turns to the official and demands he do his
job. It is then that the ref starts the count. The ref indeed does start the
count and it reaches five as we see Sirus catch up the kid and with the help of
security, he gets Al safely back!
Sirus, come on! Hurry, get back to the ring!
He’s willing to lose the match over a stuffed bear??
Best not to let him hear you say that!
then looks back at the ring, as the referee counts eight and he tries to hurry
back. Sirus reaches the railing and
jumps over just as the ref counts ten!
Serves him right!
can’t believe it, as the referee holds up his hand as the winner.
Emerson: The winner of the
match, ALEX WILKIE!
Alex is out of the ring and running up the ramp to get his key!
He grabs the #1 key and runs to the back! Meanwhile, grateful that Al is
safe, Sirus picks up the rest of the cake as a reward and trudges up the ramp.
I do not understand how that man thinks.
As I said before……don’t bother trying!
Sirus didn’t get a key, but one of these next two men, will get the
last one, key #3 it appears, so let’s get back to the ring!
#6 (1 key available)
So, any idea who this mystery man is supposed to be?
None, all I was informed of, was that this person asked to be kept a secret
until tonight’s show, as he wanted to make the biggest impact possible.
Emerson: Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is schedule for one fall, and is for the final
key! Introducing first,
weighing in at 225lbs and hailing from
familiar bass riff to "Schism" by Tool begins to play over the
speakers. Smoke starts to billow from underneath the curtain down the ramp. As
the drums pick up, the strobes begin to pulsate to the song. As the song hits
the first verse, Kyle steps out from behind the curtain. He looks around for a
moment before sprinting down the ramp. He slides underneath the bottom rope into
the ring. He gets up and goes to his corner. "Schism" fading away.
Emerson: And his opponent……..
then, ‘Come w’ Me’ hits the arena and the crowd just goes nuts!
Kyle blinks in shock as Chamelion comes onto the stage, dressed in his
wrestling gear! The strobe lights
shine on him as he holds up his BWF World Championship for all to see!!
He then raises his other hand, which holds a microphone.
*pausing until the noise dies enough, suddenly breaks out his Cheshire Grin*:
Stevenson looks confused, and Chamelion continues.
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to disappoint anyone, or tick anyone off, but the
opportunity to have a little fun was just too good to pass up!
I’m not your opponent tonight, Kyle, as I made a promise to stay out of
that ring and let the new blood and storied ol veterans share it instead.
No, your opponent is someone special, someone who apparently loves to
shock the masses any chance he gets. I
never expected him in a PWA ring, but
when he contacted me, I could see a new urgency in his eyes.. a fire reborn in
the depths of his soul. He needs
this, as much as we need him! Ladies
and Gentlemen, I give you, the PWA’s NEWEST acquisition… GABE
#6 (1 key available)
Stevenson vs. Gabe Shelly
bell rings and the two circle each other for a moment. Without warning Kyle is
off, he spears Gabe, taking him down. He grabs Gabe's arm and pulls him into an
arm bar. After a second Gabe leans over and punches Kyle dead in the face. He
releases the arm bar and retreats to a turnbuckle holding his eye. Gabe is up
and Kyle goes in for another spear. Gabe catches him this time and drops him
into a DDT. Gabe picks Kyle up and Kyle hits him with a quick left jab, then he
hits the ropes and comes back with a hurricanrana. He goes for the pin.
Stevenson seems fired up! He
doesn’t care that he wasn’t prepared for Shelly!
grabs Gabe by the hair and lifts him up. He whips him into the corner. He stands
on the second rope and starts pummeling Gabe's head. The two counter each other,
standing on the turnbuckle, but Kyle gets a swift punch in, and is able to hook
Gabe up and sends him crashing down with a superplex, causing Gabe to bounce and
roll to his stomach! Standing quickly, Kyle follows through with a leg drop on
the back of his head then rolls him over and goes for the pin.
Kyle isn’t slowing down! Gabe may have known in advance, but he doesn’t seem
as prepared as he should be!
obviously mad, picks him up and whips him into the corner again and follows him
in. Gabe hits the corner and turns around with a stiff boot to Kyle's jaw. He
nails Kyle with a couple right hands, then whips him into the opposite corner,
but Kyle reverses it. He follows him in and jumps onto his shoulders, going for
a hurricanrana out of the corner. Gabe counters with a high-angle powerbomb, and
goes for the pin.
CLOSE, but not good enough!
men lay there as the referee counts to almost eight before they stumble to their
feet. Both begin exchanging hard
lefts and rights! Kyle gets the
advantage, and throws Gabe into the corner! He then charges in and delivers a
stiff knee to Gabe’s head! He
backs up, focused as Gabe stumbles out of the corner, and then goes for a hard
round house kick to the back of the head! However, Gabe ducks and as Kyle swings
around, Gabe grabs his legs, pulls them out from under Kyle and as Kyle lands
hard on the canvas, Gabe holds his legs and flips over into a pinning
What a counter to the Hell Freezes Over!
Luck, that’s all it was; LUCK!
Emerson: The winner of the match, GABE
now outside the ring, shakes his head in disbelief.
He looks up into the ring as Gabe sits there, kind of stunned as well.
Kyle slips back in and the both come face to face.
Ohh, fight fight!!!
It was a classic match, no need to tarnish it with a childish brawl!
then extends his hand, and as the crowd cheers loudly, Gabe takes it and they
shake! Kyle then leaves and the
referee holds Gabe Shelly’s arm up once again!
Good showmanship by both men!
then slides out and heads up the ramp. Only
one key remains, the #3 key and Gabe takes it before closing his eyes, seemingly
praying it’s the right one! He
then turns, raises his arms for one last pop before heading into the back.
As he disappears, ‘Come With Me’ again plays and Chamelion returns to
I’m going to admit, I wasn’t sure if the
new PWA was going to be a hit, but the turn out for this first week was amazing!
The six winners tonight really earned their stripes, and the ones who
came up short, let’s just say they’ve still got some good chances coming
stops and smirks.
Except perhaps, Mark McNasty! Anyway, our
winners are not out of the woods just yet… sure, each of them took a key, but
it gets much, much harder from here. You
see, while I hate the cliché of running a tournament to decide a champion, I do
love the challenge involved! That
being said, the next two weeks are going to be quite exciting!
Next week on Rampage, our six winners are going to face each other in
another random draw! Three matches, six keys.. and the winners get to decide if
they wanna keep the key they have, or trade with the one they beat!!
Not only that, but from right now till next Friday, if any of them wish
to make a trade with another winner, feel free to do so.. as often or as little
as you want.. but to keep the key you have? You gotta win next week!
Cheshire Grin appears.
But! That’s not the end of it! I did say that we would have the safe deposit
boxes on Rampage in two weeks, and we will!
However, before any of you backstage get to use your key to open the box,
you’re going to have to DEFEND those keys in individual competition!!
That’s right! Before you even know what title it is you’ve earned,
you could end up LOSING the key to your opponent and the belt will be theirs!!
It’s kind of like a reverse tourney.. where normally you have to win to
advance, here you’ve already won, and now you have to advance to keep it!!!
Good luck, to all of you………
You’re gonna need it!
Chamelion leaves to the roar of the crowd, the camera pans back to the
Wait a minute! Sommers never said they had to go thru three matches to be
champion!! It was never mentioned when this event was booked!
The beauty of being the boss, getting to change the rules!
I like it! While we thought
our champions were getting crowned right away, he’s made it a tournament of
sorts, but in a most unique way!
Sure, it’s unique, but it comes out of left field!
So? Now our ‘champions’ have work ahead of them!
The PWA is off to a rousing good start! We’ll see you in one week
scene then fades out to the PWA logo!